"Mommy, what are the 3 diamonds on your tummy?"
"That's the symbol for Mitsubishi, a car company that used to exist 15 years ago"
"Why do you have Mitsubishi on your tummy?"
"Well, you see, back when mommy was younger, she owned an Eagle Talon"
<puzzled look>
"Well the Eagle Talon was just like the Mitsubishi Eclipse"
"How was it like it?"
<stammering> "well.....some Eagle Talons came with a Mitsubishi motor"
"Oh, so you had a Mitsubishi motor"
<embarassment setting in> "well, mommy's car didn't, but some people that mommy was loosely affiliated with over the internet did"
"I don't understand mommy"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM"