I wouldn't let my woman touch my car unless she's naked on her back on the hood and I'm getting some. Women should know their place is pumping the gas and waxing that thing (and the car too) while wearing a too-tight wet cut-off t-shirt and a thong, and telling me how big that piston looks from where she's kneeling.
That should write a novel for ya.

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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS!
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