What to do when.....
 

...you see someone looking to buy a house across the street and you'd rather make a bad impression so they think twice?

I open the window and crank the music as loud as I can, see that it gets their attention (it does, she looks with an evil grin), then I go out for a smoke and smile.


Life if good, life is good. Keep looking bitch.

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Put the 1.8L out in the front yard on blocks with the hood up, I'm sure it will work everytime. :p

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I don't have the car anymore. Actually Mark and his brother just finished a clutch job on it today. LOL.

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Oh well, it was worth a try

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Have a DSM style party! ;)

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Have me over for a few drinks.

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When I use to live in Winona, we had bible sellers living next to us that once tried to sell us books. So we one day we decided to play some satanic metal really loud with the windows open. Needless to say with the afterbars and drunken rampages, they got scared of us and we did not see them outside the same times we were outside. The rest of our neighbors liked us.

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If the person has already moved in, than you could try this stuff.

1. Show up at the there door at 2 in the morning, in ladies women’s underwear, asking for some petroleum jelly and a cup of sugar.
2. If that does not work, dig a shallow grave next to the front door and fill it with dead fish so they can smell it.
3. Next take some antifreeze, and dump it under there car every night maybe some oil as well.
4.Sigh them up for magazines, vacuum salesmen’s referral, that kind of stuff.
5. If you have a gun, start cleaning it every night out front sitting in a lawn char, in your underwear and a army helmet, make sure you rock back and forth and talk to your self allot.