A guy walks into a pub...
 

A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at
the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to
offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to
Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is
how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beerpussy," the man replied.

Re: A guy walks into a pub...
 

lol nice

Re: A guy walks into a pub...
 

Ive heard that one. Except mine was about a guy named Ger-ah-nah-mo (<----thats phonenetically) Martinez

Re: A guy walks into a pub...
 

LOL, Nice!