Happy Birthday Raptor
 

already 77 huh mike? You have aged well then. I would have said you only look like you are 50. Happy birthday.

When's the retirement party?? ;)
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Just kidding buddy. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! Make sure Swanny and Kyle send you through the spanking machine today!

Happy birthday ancient one...!!!!

spanking machine?

no the polishing machine will not support him, i repeat, do NOT stuff him into the polishing machine!!!

-E

Happy B-Day you old fart!

Happy Negative Birthday..... Hopefully This Year You Can Go Backwards Instead Of Forwards???

Chris

Happy Birthday, eat cake.

Wasn't his birthday in June? I knew he was old but if he has two birthdays a year then that would make sense that he is getting that old.

Happy Birthday... I didn't know if it was true or not since it said 77 otherwise I would have started this thread earlier this morning.

I think it is all a hoax to get free pizza! If not, happy B-day Mike!

Happy B-Day Mike

I'm tempted to buy a cake and make him eat it no matter if it's his birthday or not.

This IS how you being another year older than me makes me feel!!!!!!
CLICK ME ----> http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1577

Where the hell is Raptor? Leave it to Raptor to miss his own Birthday Party.

Hilariously Funny Facts About Seniors

http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/seniors1.gif

I'm the life of the party ... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.

http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/seniors2.gif

I'm very good at opening childproof caps ... with a hammer.

I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ...

http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/seniors3.gif

I'm a walking storeroom of facts ... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

I'm realizing that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days,
and when did they let kids become policemen.
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?


In all seriousness though, we're all glad we get to harrass you for more years to come. ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hey Mike, HAppy 77th! ;-)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Mike!!!! I hope its a good one! Ill prolly stop by later so Ill have to do this again. haha

Yes my birthday was in June, what kinda crack are you guys smoking? hahaha. Thanks anyways and presents are still welcome ;)

Must have been Vicious trying to make me look older than him again. Never going to happen, we have seen your pics on the site.

Fuck your cake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is classic!!!!.