Josh went to the store to day with the following on his list :

Food Coloring
Straight Alcohal
Vaseline



I had to share, but now think I need some serious help.

Thanks, I lost it, so are we still on for tonight? :banana:

the straight alcohol sounds alright

It was rubbing alcohol, I see no real benefit. Not sure what Josh and AJ need this stuff for, they were giggling like school girls all day. I swear I am the only sane one here and I am not all that sane. But at least I am straight with no strange perversions like these two. I think I need a vacation. :uh:

IT WAS YOUR LIST FUCKER!!!!!!

Denial is not a good thing Allan. Don't ask, don't tell. I don't want to know.

Speak for yourself old timer, and these days we call it KY!!!!

I think Mike's plans for easy penitration has gone to far. Sorry people!

Did I mention anywhere that I have come out of the closet and I now admit to being completly gay?

GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!!! mike start working in my FMIC..

Look what I found on the shelf next to swannys bed.

LMFAO, soooo heres how the nights gonna go....

I am going to find the biggest vat of petrolium jelly I can find, jump in it and take a pack of Hillshire Farms Polish sausages with me. You can only imagine what kinky things I have in mind for myself after that. I figure that after that, I will have to go and find several big women and guys that are willing to do the naked slimey spoon thing. Oh yea, I can't wait!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You probably found it when you were climbing out of his bed. You sick perverse flakes are really starting to scare me.

I got a really strange look from the checkout clerk when he rang me up with this stuff.


*edit very clever of you, whoever the tard was that edited my post.

Don't include me with these two fags. Give me a call and we can figure out the FMIC.

Actually, I confess, it was my list. Combined with a few specific tools, you can be very accurate in making sure the volume of each port or combustion chamber is equal as well as determining exact compression ratio etc. It is worth doing even with the availability of a flowbench just to ensure everything is the best it can be.

Some times humor gets taken a bit far around here. But it is all in fun. When it comes to business, everything is taken seriously or I wouldn't be here.

I should also note that despite AJ's strange comments about retarded sheep and cats and various other things, both he and Josh are both straight at least as far as I know and I believe their girlfriends would agree.

After reading this thread, I've decided I am always going to call first before stopping by. I don't want to walk in on any love/hate sex sessions between nipples and homo.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind you joining in.

:uh: