One of my favorite poems.

Burning bridges can leave no path for
retreat
If your island should begin sinking beneath your
feet.
So be careful which bridges you choose to
burn
or you may end up on an island of no
return.

Life is like a penis, you have your ups and your downs.

I like the first one. There is much truth in it.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Sex is like air, its only important when your not getting any.

"if you dont kill, you get stronger"

im guessing

Every day's a good day--try missing one once.

Lifes a bitch, then you die. - meaning when life gets easy you die, so work hard

Lifes a bitch, fuck it.

Confidence is everything


My Quotes for My Business
Excellence, with no excuses.
Trying isn't DOING.
Don't just get by, get ahead.
Simplicity, Simplicity, Simplicity - Henry David Thoreau
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.

"Beauty is only skin deep" -some ugly guy :razz2:

"No one dies a virgin, life screws us all"

I keep saying this one to my friend to cheer him up everytime I get some action.

It's only after you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club


Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Anon.

Do it once, and do it right the first time. - Referring to anything that might possibly have a shortcut or "cheap" way of being done.

"Go make a life, not a living"

"Only steers and queers come from texas" :whipped:

Its not my fault, it was a hardware problem
Keep it simple stupid
Do it right the first time

Walk softly and carry a big stick. - T.R.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didnt. B)

Live your life a 1/4 mile at a time... :lol:

No but my 3rd grade teacher said this and for some reason it stuck--

"If a task is first begun, never leave it 'till it's done. Whether that task be big or small-- do it right, or not at all."

"Go big or go home!" - ?

"It doensn't cost anything to pay attention, but not paying attention can cost you a lot" - me

The one Squackdiddy was trying to say:

"Anything that doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger" - my Army drill Sgt.

"pain is weakness leaving the body"... MY drill instructor

:werd:

"Avoid over-enthusiasm and keep in mind that seldom, if ever, is the biggest or most expensive the best." - A. Graham Bell (The Australian tuner, not the telephone guy)

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal."