I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Dear Wbo,

I am highly delighted to be in contact with you and sorry for the
embarrassment this mail might be to you as we have not met or known each
other before but please feel free to write me back and let me know if you can
be of help.

I am Samuel Collins. I was a good friend to Late Mr. Roy J Wbo, a national
of your country, who until his death has no wife nor son or daughter to claim
his assets hence he was buried here.

He was a contractor and has spent most of his life in my country Nigeria.
Mr. Roy J. Wbo were involved in a car accident along Benin/Onitsha express
road andunfortunately lost his life on the 27th day of September 2005 at
Onitsha. Since then I have made several enquiries to your country embassy to
locate
any of my friends extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful
hence: he has no next-of-kin at the time of his death.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you since
all my
effort to trace or locate any member of his family failed me so that you as
a foreigner will assist me as my late friend next-of-kin in repatriating the
assets and Capital valued at US$5.5 million left behind by my friend before
it gets confiscated by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged as
treasury bills.

The said Bank in Nigeria has issued me a notice to provide the next of Kin
or have the Treasury bill confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in
locating any of my friend's elatives for over three Months now, I seek the
consent to present you as the Next-of-kin to the deceased since you has the
same
last name with my late friend, so that the proceeds ofthis treasury bill can
be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the
sharing ratio and modalities for claim. I have all the necessary information
needed to back you up for the claim. All I require from you is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Reply through my alternative
e-mail address: Samuel_collinsme@yahoo.co.uk

I wait to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Mr Samuel Collins


I have heard of people getting these letters but I never got one before.
How can I fuck with this guy?

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

tell him you want to meet in person

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

An actual paper letter? Or is this an email?

If it's a paper letter, send him a bunch of goatse-esque pictures, lol.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Email, I wouldn't waste my time typing that whole thing out.

I think it was on KQRS morning show where they had someone on who wrote a book on how to mess with these guys.

Their jobs are to always respond supposedly, the guest speaker took it to the point where the people sent photos of themselves dancing in the office.

I kind of want to try something like that.

Send pictures hmm...

:moon:

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

The email was probably sent by a bot or a mass mailer from someone sitting in a free wifi cafe or through a proxy server. You can maybe find out the country, city if you're lucky, the email originated in by reading the email headers, but that's as close as you can get to "fucking with them" I'll narrow down (slightly) the possibilities for you by region: Africa and South America. They get smarter every year, pretty soon they'll be texting you on your phone.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

I love reading these when im in a pissy mood. I then just vent all of my anger at them. swearing up and down that would make any sister of the catholic church push herself in front of a bus.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Yore weird.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Best just to ignore that. Those have been around for years, don't waste your time.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Is this really the first one you have gotten?

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Those guys work hard for their money, check out 419eater.com

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

I should have $5M in my account any day now!

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

I love that site, next time i think im gonna try scambaiting one of them

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

Dear Friend.

Thank you for your email, Please I will like you to
know that what we have to do now is to work as a team
I will not blame you if you say that this matter sound
like a fraud because a lot of people have been victim
of one thing or the other, But I will like to let you
know that the family attorney to the late Roy will
have to handle this matter to make sure we get this
matter done.


The name and email, contact of the attorney below.

NAME: BARR. CHRIS DONALD
EMAIL: barr_chris_donald@yahoo.co.uk

You have to contact him and let him that you want him
to help you and file claim in regards to his late
Client estate, that you have come as the beneficiary
to claim this estate, so that he will help you as the
family attorney to the late Roy to claim this fund
amounting $5.5m in CBN

Contact him and get back to me so that I will know how
To proceed.

Regards
Mr. Samuel Collins.


So here is the reply of

"what do I have to do?"

So I looked at that website a little, I guess I am doing my service and taking up the people time. Still thinking of faxing my ass to them some how or another.

Re: I finaly got a letter overseas!!!
 

I'd take a large digital picture of my junk to send to said person.

I normally just tell them i'm busy, and they should just give my money to charity. Ends the e-mail right there.