Ok so im a little trashed but who cares im watching Dharma and Greg so im happy. What can ya do? Dharma is soooooooo Hot.
So i figure on this occasion i thought i spend a little time telling you a couple jokes and happy thoughts...
Dharma is hot.. eeee yeah
so this lady is in labor and she has her legs spread having the baby, well the doctor says to her, "Just one more push and the baby will be out" so she gives it one more huuge push and the doc grabs the baby by the legs slams it on the table rips its head off and says "HA HA, April fools... it was already dead."

ok so it was only one joke but i guess im the real joke... Oh well. hope yall are having as much fun as i am. im by myself but im drunk so alls good.
Tom :toast: :toast: :toast:

LoL....to me....that is seriously wrong. But ill give you a break considering the circumstances :beer:

you should be slapped lol j/k

He's really in love with Greg. Fucking cornhole has nothing better to do than post up shit we read and only get dumber. Tom I should ban you just for being retarded, but instead your going in the pool tomorrow night. :banana: :toast:

Well I was just at AppleBees and i'm really wasint...wasted. I had ummm. liquid cocaine, and a lot of stuff. Prolly a good $40 worth of strong shit. Good times. Tood bad I wont remember whats going on by tomorrow. lso anyway, tom your gay ass is so gay. that joke wahsn5t5 funny. ok, so im looking silly. so ima goo, go. LMAO.

so yeah ricks trashed and he's laughing so hard I think he just peed himself

Sober here. As usual.

Miranda, if Rickey nuts his pants, PLEEEEEASE take a picture for me. I'll never let him live it down. :bounce:

yeah so, im still drunk, everyone come to my party tomarrow and i promise you will have fun.

what did I say about that joke?

I'm sober here. Just got back from playing Holdem. I was the 1st gone! Couple of us started up a cash table, walk away up $117. Not to bad considering the last two in holdem just split the pot and won $120, and that includes thier original $20 to get in to the tournament.

Tom, what the fuck is wrong with you. You have the sickest fuckin jokes. They aren't even jokes, just really bad wrong things to say. Jesus. :banana:

Nice one!!!

I never pee'd myself last night Dane. Miranda was just talking her shit. Ask her how she feels this morning and why......nevermind dont ask. ;)
Good thing is I dont have a hangover. Can't argue with that.

OMG what happened last night, i dont remember being coherent enough to type. My bad, sorry about the joke. but at least i didnt bring out the big gunz. lol

Big guns? Dude, your version of "big guns" will probably get you permanently banned along with an asskicking from everyone here. Should just dress you up like Michael Jackson and get it over with. :banana: :cheers:

Me, GSXty, 92tsiawd84, remy, and possibl ghettostyle well be there around 9:30-10:00. when is everyone else going to show?

Woah! Whats with the Gang Bang? :lol:

Good question. Ill go alone but the other fags don't wanna go unless todd goes or john goes etc... when you going to get there?

I'm curious..... so why not, How do ya feel Miranda? :bounce:

HAHAHA, I had the same problem at a Jr High Dance once. LOL. :lol: