What our members hate about the cold weather
 

Everyone has to hate something from the cold, so what is it. Just start spouting off ONE LINERS and I will put them into a web page later on for the hell of it. I'll start.


Toliet seats get much colder to sit on and litterly freeze your ass off on.

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Pushing cars becomes an endurance test!

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Much tougher to plan dates!

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shrinkage, and hard nipples.

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When you loose all dexterity in your hands because its so cold out and all your trying to do is remove a couple bolts

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Working in an un-heated garage.

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You have to turn on the garage heater, and it makes the beer fridge work harder to stay cool. I really have it tough.

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I hate it when my car turns over just fine but doesn't fire.

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Bragging about how hot it is down here when you guys are buried in 2 feet of snow.

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The heat from my dsm doesnt work too well.

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When you're skiing/snowboarding down a hill really fast and the wind bites your face then turns your facemask into ice.

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When you get so cold from working that you can't feel your bleeding gashes, but every bump against something hurts like hell.

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Oil covered parts and 30* weather.

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Women actually start wearing clothes! pants? sweatshirts!? WTF!

-A. Swift

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Minnesotans acting all hardcore about the cold to the southern folk then turning around and griping about it.

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Driving a car *without* heated seats.

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Having to a pay a heating bill and getting into a cold car even though I have heater leather seats. I have actually been using them for a week, dammit.

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Frozen boogers

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Everything.

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Oh yeah, and my septum piercing always makes it feel like my nose is running when it's cold. Annoying.