hey its the new guy
 

Hey guys im new here. I drive a o4 srt-4 with a few mods on it. Im here cause Tauni is my boo and she told me to join. i love dsms and ive been regretting the sale of my last one(91 talon). But i am thinking of selling the srt for another 1g awd cause the payments on my car are taking all my money for modding.

Commence the neon jokes now...:D

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Neon jokes, fuck that. What I am wondering is what the hell is a "boo"? Welcome anyway.

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Have you been living under a rock? Boo=Bitch. Tauni Is his bitch. Bitch=Girlfriend. Come on GUY! Anyways Welcome. And thats cute you got a BF and a GF both with NEONS! How Cute.
Mike

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HAHA! Craig's just OLD thats all! Haha Jk.. Hey Blageo.. at least I don't drive a drop top!

Anyways, Hi Joe! Long time no talk or see.... haha?

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Oh, and by the way Blageo.. I don't drive a neon anymore :p

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That's what black guys call their girls. Go figure.

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hahaha, thats a classic.

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Boo? I guess we don't speak that language in Iowa. At least Matt has clarified things.

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Either 1) you are black or 2) you are a skinny white kid. Either way, welcome. Any pics of the SRT-4?

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It was sacastic you dumshit, I watch B-E-T.;) Why don't you go and post some more pointless shit in the for sale section so I have something to delete.

Welcome again.:D

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LMAO!! Funniest welcome thread ever.
Welcome noob.

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It's a skinny white kid.

Welcome!

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Yah he is a white guy. But all you white guys knew what it meant!

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welcome, definitely gets my vote for best welcome thread.

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I didn't have a clue what boo meant. Quite frankly I don't consider it to be a respectful term even though it is slang, but that's another story and beyond the scope of a Member Intros/Bio thread.

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Thats because I can ghetto-stomp with the best of 'em and generally do 3-4 days a week while getting paid :D

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Really? WOW your SWEET! I will go post more shit and have you delete it. As long as you go lube you fist up and go fist yourself.

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HAH, fucking classic. :rolleyes:

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Bye-bye :) I don't know about you, but I really don't want to think about Craig doing that so please refrain from saying retarded stuff in the future. Ok? Good! Glad we were able to reach an agreement.

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Have a nice vacation, holiday vacation that is.;)

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No one likes kids who drive spyders anyways ;) Welcome! SRT4s are nice little cars. But AWD owns. PM me if you're intertested in buying a decent 1g AWD.

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What up Joe! Tauni's quite the interesting girl! Anyways Don't listen to Kevin, I know you'd rather have a clean 2g AWD.

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i think we all know that 1g > 2g, unless they have a 7 bolt of course... hahahahah


-Colin

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Next time I'm down in Winona like I was Sunday night as a surprise for Alyssa, I'm going to bring scissors and cut your hair.

And bring you another DSM to work on =)

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yeah i definitely dont want anything to do with that 7 bolt nonsense. 1gs are more my style, though most of the time the 2gs do look better. and yes i have pictures, ask tauni she took like 97 pics of my car the other day when it was covered in salt and all shitty, driving in this winter shit im just waiting for the cf hood to shatter from a snowflake landing on it wrong:p

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HAHAHA good goin Blageo, you dumb ass!

Matt thinks I'm way cool. And as soon as I get Joe's pics developed I will get them up here!

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So is this the gay bf?

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Yup. Way cool! ;)

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Thanks i need a hair cut soon!

oh and if you bring me a DSM, i will probably be happy, but also want to kill you!

-Colin

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No.. I finally realized how gay the gay bf was :p

This is the good boyfriend! I'll head to the bf/gf thread now haha!

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Welcome Joe,

It's going to snow. And I want to do some frum rolls on sled. Well I got to go and do lots a burn outs.

-ShiftyGears OUT!

Oh. P.s. It's not and SRT-4, It's only a neon bitch. :rolleyes:

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Ok, so this is a new guy and not the old gay guy? Is this guy a tranny then? You sure it's got the right package for ya?

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Just because the SRT-4 emblem fell off already, doesn't mean it's not a SRT-4!

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Yeah. They ran out of 3M glue at the factory so they started using peanut butter.
:cool:

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Well, I will be late for work. All i am doing is plowing snow. The biggest bank i made is over the hood. Im going to get pics. Joe tell me how it goes for ya.

-Shiftygears getting owned frum snow. OUT!

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Snow nothin! I made it home in record time because most morons stayed home this morning.

3" of snow < most retards on the road.

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Its a sad day when my summer drag racing vehicle goes though more snow than my DD.

DSM>Saturn in snow :(

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This is a new guy. I don't get what you are saying.

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Does that make you a slut now? :D

Welcome to the board, Joe.

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Oh my god. F*ck off holy shit.