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I saw something today on another site that looked like fun. Let's see how creative you are. I'll start telling a story and then everybody add to it and let's see what we come up with. Try to be serious. :cool:


As I sat in my DSM looking out onto the open road, I could only think about how I,........

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.....cruise down to the next town and stop at my girlfriend's house.


(Plus we had one of these a couple of year's back I think. :D )

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fix my tranny and then

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continue on my way to my girlfirend's house.


(what a girlfriend? :D )

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I then stopped on my way as I saw something that caught my eye...

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It was a sweet little honey named Christina.

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She then reminded me to...

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dump Allan and go lesbo. Because,.....

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Allan had little blue balls that were so...

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it really does taste like chicken. And I love chicken. It reminds me of the thanksgiving we...

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...had when allan didnt know what he was talking about or know how to carry on a sentence, but those were the different days when...

(lol)

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at the same time I remembered that I own a DSM which...

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...... leaves me stranded on the side of the road waiting........

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for the Hooters tow truck to show up. Instead...

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I ironically hitch a ride with a hooker, who brings me to a truck stop. Here I...

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decided to take off my pants and start a revolution because...

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There were a bunch of ford guys claiming american muscle is the best, but,...

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Everyone know Peterbuilt is the best. This is a truck stop after all, or is it?

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No, it really is. However, there IS a casino right next door, where a bunch of...

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drunk indians are riding around in go-karts. One of them is heading this way to...

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Call all of you idiot's and beat you down with honda cams, untill you...

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Scare them off with the blow off valve. I got super powers flowing thru my....

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testicles after hearing those two gettin it on in the bathroom stall, and...

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I realized that I spent over $300 at the blackjack table. Now that my wallet is empty...

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I'm screwed cuz I can't pay the towtruck, so I...

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Convince Enes to give me a tow for free, but when he gets there...

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he locks his damn keys in the truck. So we steal the drunken indian go-karts and go...

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Attempt to hijack the nearest limo, but the bouncers see us, then...

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to our fortune, some girl in the back is drunk enough to invite us in... she hands us a bottle of booze, and...

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We put an oily rag in it, set it ablaze, and toss it at the bouncers. The girl finds this exciting, and then promptly says...

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I'm a mechanic, I can help you fix your DSM. They'll just be a small fee and it's...

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guarenteed to run for another week. Just remember this:

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My work ain't cheap, i like to do it ...

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*HOOONK HOOONK!!!* I open my eyes, find myself driving my DSM, and see a semi-truck directly in front of me...

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So i swerve onto the shoulder, and promptly roll down the window to release the carbon monoxide that built up and put me to sleep in the first place...

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I look outside, trying to recognize my surroundings, and to my surprise, I'm only a couple blocks away from my girlfriend's house. I finally arrive there, where...

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I find her dressed in lingerie, under the sheet, and WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! She saw me, then said...

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She has purchased me a go-kart from a band of drunken Indians. So, I hop in...

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Once i get into the bed i realize that it is 2 gay old farts and they both carry the name Mike, so i.........

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took off my pants and decided to start another revolution, but I was intimidated by their...