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Excellent, completely by accident and without any intention of it, I have found a new form of weight reduction although I don't think I would recommend it to anyone ;) Went to the annual doctors appt yesterday and they ran a billion freaking test on me and one of the things they found out is I had been losing bone material. Interesting, not quite osteoperosis and probably reversible with this calcium crap they gave me. I seriously thought only Grandma's like Vicious had to worry about this stuff.. Now the dilemma is, do I take the stupid pills and fix it or let it go for a while and be minus a few pounds but be quicker to pick up parts in the Mighty Max?

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You could start cutting holes in yourself and sew them back up too. That would save some weight as well. Look at what it did to the blue car, it looked like it was on airbags.

CRAIG

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go bald, be an organ donar, than give your left arm for a new engine or something! ;D

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Take off that droopy ass and I bet you could save at least 30 pounds. And don't complain about your tits being bigger than mine either, it's not my fault. :p

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Hahahaha, they are not. And my ass is not droopy, I don't have one ask any female ;) I am however curious how you handle this Mrs Vicious. I was almost considering amputating every other toe, I don't walk quite right anyway, probably save at least another 8 ounces. Anyone know what an average toe weighs?

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Hey, that could help via additional blood loss as well! Not bad. I will think about that one.

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I say cut 'em off. And while you're at it, cut off you pecker and testicles. Lord knows they don't see any action. That alone could save you about 3-5 grams of weight. :p

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was fucking funny.

CRAIG

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I agree with the lack of action part however I am pretty attatched to them. I think I better keep them, at some point I might find some female to inflict them on ;) And I would have to say that 3-5 gram estimate was pretty conservative lol.

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OK, 6 grams :D

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Thats more like it, Thanks that will impress the girls for sure LOL.

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I'm skipping right to the end and posting with my thoughts and I think that you should take the crap that they gave ya. Hope things get better Mike!

Kevin

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I suppose that would be the smart move, not nearly as interesting though :( Thanks though.

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Actually, the news wasn't all bad at he docs. For those of you waiting patiently for me to keel over, you have to wait a bit longer. The thing that usually gives me the most crap, my lungs, tested better than they have in quite a few years. So thats good :)

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Only you would put your own heath on the line to save weight. but its good to hear your going better I say go with the meds Im shure we can find a few extra threads to cut off, or an over enginered bracket you can lighten to make up for it.

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Well what would you expect, they have been getting a good work out with all that hot air they keep pumping. ;)

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Take the pills, glad that everythings going better than expected!

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yes, be healthy. you just need to get some carbon fiber panels for that car. or whatnot.

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Mike, you should know this.. GUT THE INTERIOR! :p

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I am glad everything else tested ok. Take the pills and cut your hair! That should even out pretty well :D

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I did cut my hair hahaha, about 6 of them anyway ;) I will take the pills I guess, stupid things will probably cause some other issue like kidney stones or whatever. Thanks for the comments, well most of em anyway.

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Yeah you have to be careful with the mineral supplements, too much is usually worse than not enough.

BTW Definately need to cut your mop, you probably got about 20 lbs of hair you fucking hippy.

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I went over there today....It didn't help. He's still an ugly, awnry old coot!!!!! :D

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Ditch the bones and replace with some Carbonfiber or Titanium bits.

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Finally someone with a good idea! JDM bones, excellent!

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JDM bonez are teh roxorz!!!111

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Take the pills Napoleoon, I agree though cut the hair get rid of the State Trooper Mustache and call it christmas. Give blood before you race and take a good shit. That would put your weight about about 98 pounds or so and still twice the man as Allan