Well its my second chance at the girl that was in the other post about my failure to close.
Me my roomate abby and crystal are going out to eat then to a club (or something fun) then home.
its funny though because crystal already told abby that shes sleeping over tonight... :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
soooo..... um wish me luck.
Tom

Save a horse, Ride a Fagologist! :bounce:

Dont fuck it up again Tom...

go jerk off 10 - 15 times so you can exceed 10 - 15 seconds

:ohmy:

It's like a game of cards for Tom. He was delt a bad hand right out of the box and pot odds say he will fold. That's why he rubs his eyes in the morning like other chicks, no balls to scratch.

It's tom, we know the outcome already.

Meets girl, says something stupid and gets completely shutdown, possibly smacked in the chops, then gets filthy drunk and pukes all over himself and someone elses floorboards, gets busted by the cops for any number of reasons (not excluding racing in reverse) Finally goes home, logs on computer and jerks off to Matt Rodrigues role playing in some chat room somewhere.

Sounds about toms speed. Have fun with that!

Tom. Don't be an ass. Exude massive amounts of self confidence, but don't be cocky.


And don't ignore the giblet ;)

Go get her tiger! Try not to spill to much this time. If you do try to pull that sam adams beer commercial and catch every last drop. That should impress her :goodluck:

its funny, crystal was telling abby "I hope he doesnt poor his drinks on me again."
and ill prolly leave it to 2-3 drinks, beer only.

JDM- if i extrude any self confidence it will be a miracle , this girl makes me weak, shes like kryptonite.
LOL

Tom, you realize your now gonna need pics of some sort as proof this Crystal chick is even real and not the part of the label on the Crystal Light can you where using last week.

or... if you spill the drink use that spillage do get a little closer....ahhh good luck tommy boy....

I think he means Chris. You earned the name Fagologist for a reason Tom. Plus if HE knew you drove a 2g he wouldnt even look your way.
joe

Good luck Tom! I agree, slow down on the booze tonight, you want to make a better impression this time around.

Jim

DAMMIT AJ ya got me, it was a can all along, but you can still get some with a can.... cut the top off and get roudy. WOOOOO

That kind of stuff is why you are the fagologist!

That sound extremely painful. :ohmy:

Ihave no idea who you actually are Tom. But this is funny as hell to read what people say!!!!

get er done!!! god luck man,

"go shake ya we-we man!"

ill post some pics of her tonight when i get home from work.

2 strikes, no balls, no one on base. this game is over!

"A" for effort. You can't blame a guy for trying.

:lol:

im sorry everyone.... i think she is going to a party with us tonight though. but ya know what, im really not getting my hopes up any time soon.

Tom, you can't plan for shit to happen, when cool stuff happens its by total surprise and its not expected. Just be yourself.....wait.....no lie and don't act anything like Tom and maybe you will have a chance.

CRAIG

LMFAO

you guys really need to see the pictures....

post them fucker!

I concur.
joe

i cant im at work till 4... 6 your time, when i get home i will do it right away.
i hope your not this eager in bed with jana ya horndog LOL jk

god damn

tom is still the whippin boy.


good to see stuff doesn't change.good luck whitey.


lay off the booze if she thinks you're going to dump it on her again.

This is very entertaining.

Tom i hope you get them pics up asap, you were drunk the first time you saw here :beer:

the pics youve all been waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(left to right) Crystal and Abby
http://home.comcast.net/~tpunx0/Picture_001web.jpg

Me getting my nipple pinched by crystal
http://home.comcast.net/~tpunx0/Picture_016web.jpg

And Crystal and Abby getting a little freaky in pubLICK
http://home.comcast.net/~tpunx0/Picture_017web.jpg

ill be the first to say, "id hit it". too bad you didnt

I'd take ABBY over Crystal, but would probably take one for the team if I had to with Crystal ;-)














I LOVE YOU JANA

smart closing :cheers:

:bowdown: I am sure you would be happy with either one! :idhitit:

She looks 30.... :stick:

Not bad Tom. Both are really cute.

CRAIG

:idhitit: Good luck and don't fuck up.