But i feel that the only way i can learn from my mistake is to be embarassed by it and make it no longer true. this is the story of this sunday night....

so abby (my roomate bobs sex toy) calls this girl named crystal and tells me that shes gonna hook me up with crystal. crystal says shes going to a club and will meet us there, so im thinking ok this girl shouldnt be that hot but lets go check this out, we get ready and drive to the club.
we meet crystal and OMFG she is a CALIFORNIA PERFECT 10, (so then a MN 16) the girl has Jet black hair with blue eyes totally perfect body gorgeous face wearing the shortest shorts you could think of with a sexy ass top, i almost shit my pants. me and bob look at each other and are thinking we should have just stayed home because there is no way im pulling this chick
so we stay anyways and me and bob immediatly go get a drink, abby and crystal come over to us and tell us to come dance with then, so we go and shes only dancing with me all night rubbing her sexy ass all over me and im fucking loving it. towards the end i accidently pour my drink on her, very smooth tom. we decide after a shit load of drinks that its time to go, and abby hooked it up by getting her to come with us home.
we get back and grab the suits and go directly to the hot tub, its closed down but we were drunk so we hopped the fence and went in, the girls take the tops off and we were all talking and abby was like we should have a 4 some. and she was like "yeah that sounds cool whatever happens, happens", im thinking WTF is going on, im plastered at this time and drop my beer in the tub.
so we get out of the tub and decide to run to del taco before we go home, i grab a beer and am drinking it in the car and clumsy me i drop the beer on her, :-\ so we get our food and go home, get back and just sat around and watched tv for awile and bob and abby go to his room and leave me and crystal alone, for some reason i was not feeling like she was in to me, i was really intimidated by her

so after we ate i was sitting next to her and asked if she wanted to sleep in my bed and ill sleep on the couch or what, she replies with "thats ok ill sleep on the couch." i then replied, "well im going to bed, see ya in the morning" ...... omg did i just say that, what the fuck is wrong with me, then i went to my room and passed the fuck out. the next morning i wake up still drunk falling all over my room, go out into the living room and shes there wearing my boxers and t shirt, i actually just realised that while we were on the couch she was still in her bra and panties. total failure. she leaves with abby and says to abby in the car, "was there something wrong with me last night? I thought i was gonna get laid..." abby replied with "dont worry about it it must be a MN thing" trying to save any chance of us meeting again.
I failed misrably
i was kicking myself all day
I guess on the 15th we are gonna go for Dinner, movie then to the beach and hopefully ive i got enough balls ill be able to close her.

Good luck next time!! Try not to spill your beer so much!

You stupid fuck. :lol: :lol: :lol: Make sure you get it right next time.

Come on now, this is Pimp 101.Whenever you go to bed and a chick(s) is at your house, you should always ask if she(or one of them) wants to come with.If they say no, oh well you were "joking"(yeah right) and if they say yes, well then your getting laid.

Even I have more game than that Tom.

Come on.

seriously tom, even jesus wouldve scored in that situation.

:lol: So you only dropped your drink 3 times? That's impressive. :slap:

HAHAHAHA, awww i crapped myself, but that was funny

maybe next time you should ask to clean the drink off her.... and yes I agree with fievel even jesus wouldve scored in that situation smooth... :stupid:

why can't shit like that happen to me? A hot Okinawan stripper is all i ask for in life.

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MORON... fuken Dipshit of the year!

an e-slap coming your way!!!

-E

You fucking moron, why did you keep dropping your drinks and wasting all that good alcohol!

I totally can understand the situation -

but after all that she was still down to get laid, damn I needs to move to california, but public humiliation is definitely in order.

AFTER THE DINNER WE WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU MADE IT RIGHT!

Maybe next time put your beer in a sippie cup and you will do a little better. :banana: You better get it done next time, otherwise i think the rumours are true :secret:

you know, i will have to call BS maybe on this becaues he hasn't posted pictures of his other girl before.. and not just a picture of her, but you in the picture with her...

then and only then i will trust that she is a 10...

-e

The chick was probably paid and Tom still couldn't close it. :headache:

Maybe you need some lessons from Jana.

LOL, sounds like something one of us here Iowans would pull :thumbsup:

Tom, thanks for making me lmao at work today! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That frustrated me.

I bet even Raptor would have scored in that situation :slap:
Thank God that Mother Nature weeds out the weak gene pool because there's no chance you'll never reproduce. :lol:

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ouch

When can I come visit?

Why? Tom probably couldn't even score with you either.

Tom will not be scoring with me, but I'll demonstrate to him how to score with the ladies...might even demonstrate on his g/f if he has one at the time :bounce:

Ill post pictures after the 15th, i will try to take some, but the girl was definatly a 10.
Im glad i made all of your days, and hopefully the next time i get the chance is will turn out better.
Chris, you should come visit, we have the hottest asians ive ever seen and they wear the schoolgirl clothes at the clubs.
NEXT TIME, LESS DRINK MORE PINK!!!

The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.

man I just read that again damn man you need to slow down...

Agreed....works in Duluth too.

i'm sending a copy of this to your wife asap ;)

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She knows my history well. She was setting me up with her friends before we ever went out, so she got the stories first hand. They must have been good since we started going out shortly after her divorce. :whipped:

Been to the club called "On Broadway" yet? That place is fuckin great. It's in the gas lamp district. Bring some money tho. It's like a 20-25 dollar cover, and drinks are like 10bux each. But man there so many girls there and the place is the best club I've ever been too. Like straight outta a movie. Girls wearing hardly anything dancing up on these pillars, like 10 different rooms to go to. Take that chick there and show her a good time, spoil her with some nice drinks, i think she'll forgive you for that last night.

http://www.obec.tv/

If the club is near Los Angelos or in Orange county, we get VIP to it. We know the promoters and go go dancers that can get us in for free, get us some drinks and sometimes get us a VIP room. Last year for my roomates brothers birthday they shut down a club for a night to throw a party.
This years main activity is the 3rd annual Pimp N Hoes party that my roomates brother and two other guys have put on each year, and each year it keeps getting better and better, when i get home ill post the link to the site where the pics are at. this year they are closing down an entire club to throw this. its pretty sweet. i can wait to be pimpin it live at this event yo..... "YOU TALKING BACK TO ME, HO SHUT YO MOUTH!!!"

HAHA, nice, On Broadway is in Diego tho in the gas lamp district. Pretty awesome. My hot ass filipina friend was on the VIP list there too so we'd get in for free there. I'll never forget the day we went there and she puked on me in the club. That was the first and only time i've been puked on, and I was so glad it was her that was my first!!

Tom + "pimp" = :lol: