One of my favorite poems.

Burning bridges can leave no path for
retreat
If your island should begin sinking beneath your
feet.
So be careful which bridges you choose to
burn
or you may end up on an island of no
return.

Life is like a penis, you have your ups and your downs.

I like the first one. There is much truth in it.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Sex is like air, its only important when your not getting any.

"if you dont kill, you get stronger"

im guessing

Every day's a good day--try missing one once.

Lifes a bitch, then you die. - meaning when life gets easy you die, so work hard

Lifes a bitch, fuck it.

Confidence is everything


My Quotes for My Business
Excellence, with no excuses.
Trying isn't DOING.
Don't just get by, get ahead.
Simplicity, Simplicity, Simplicity - Henry David Thoreau
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.

"Beauty is only skin deep" -some ugly guy :razz2:

"No one dies a virgin, life screws us all"

I keep saying this one to my friend to cheer him up everytime I get some action.

It's only after you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club


Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Anon.

Do it once, and do it right the first time. - Referring to anything that might possibly have a shortcut or "cheap" way of being done.

"Go make a life, not a living"

"Only steers and queers come from texas" :whipped:

Its not my fault, it was a hardware problem
Keep it simple stupid
Do it right the first time

Walk softly and carry a big stick. - T.R.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didnt. B)

Live your life a 1/4 mile at a time... :lol:

No but my 3rd grade teacher said this and for some reason it stuck--

"If a task is first begun, never leave it 'till it's done. Whether that task be big or small-- do it right, or not at all."

"Go big or go home!" - ?

"It doensn't cost anything to pay attention, but not paying attention can cost you a lot" - me

The one Squackdiddy was trying to say:

"Anything that doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger" - my Army drill Sgt.

"pain is weakness leaving the body"... MY drill instructor

:werd:

"Avoid over-enthusiasm and keep in mind that seldom, if ever, is the biggest or most expensive the best." - A. Graham Bell (The Australian tuner, not the telephone guy)

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal."

If I had back all of the money I spent on cars.... I'd spend it on cars.

DSM's. Can't live with 'em... Pass the 12mm

Shut your hole, and know your role.

Lives a bitch, and then you marry one.

You only live once.

Sex is like pizza, even bad pizza is still good enough.

"He who dies with the most toys still dies" - King Solomon

Strength comes from within.

True for sure, your friends, parents etc can't do it for you, it is all about what you believe about yourself and the things you believe in. Has a lot to do with attitude taking you a long way. Another reason this stands out in my mind is that if you can stand strong alone without needing a significant partner or the constant compliments of others, there isn't much that can stand in front of you.

The other thing that comes to mind is "There is no such thing as losing, only win or learn" Learning can suck in that case.

"Life is a lesson, you learn it when your through"

"Eat healthy, work out, stay fit and die anyway"

"Were there is a will there is a way"

“Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear weapons”

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero

seize the day, trust as little as possable in tomorrow

worring is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere!! - van wilder

live your days like their your last!!!

pain is in the mind, some just know how to forget it!!

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON!!! I LIVE BY THAT SAYING!!!!

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde

"Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived."
Oscar Wilde

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
General Douglas MacArthur

"Woman was God's second mistake."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
Sun Tzu

"Logic is in the eye of the logician."
Gloria Steinem

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
Albert Einstein

"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
Ian L. Fleming

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
Frank Lloyd Wright

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
Oscar Wilde

And my personal favorite:
"Losers always talk about doing there best, while the winner gets to go home and fuck the prom queen"
Sean Connery in the movie "The Rock"

I'm a freak ho, call me sick, three foot tall with a ten foot dick.

Life is too important to take seriously.

life has it bad times and it's good times

but if we didn't have any bad times it wouldn't be any fun!!! :cheers:

Don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out of it alive anyway...



Listen.... Do you smell something? -Ghost Busters

I ate a big red candle today -Anchorman

The snozberries taste like snozberries! -Willie Wonka OR Super Troopers

OHHH!!! God Yes, Ahhh! Right There!!! -Debbie Does Dallas

You still got beat by a 3g -Joe K (2003 Eclipse) owning Tom (Tpunx99gsx)

Oooooh.... Oh no! He didn't! That's gonna be expensive! -The guys at Elite after I got done competeing in the burnout contest.

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."**Woody Allen**
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*"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield**
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*"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.** Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."** *Lynn Lavner**
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*"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."****Camille Paglia***
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*"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are* *unimportant."** *George Burns***
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*"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole* *relationship." Sharon Stone***
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*"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."**Tiger Woods**
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*"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack**Nicholson**
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*"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."****Robin Williams***
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*"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."** Billy Crystal***
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*"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in**front of men than**they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."** Robert De Niro***
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**"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"*Dustin Hoffman**
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*"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."********Robin Williams**
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*" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."****** Steve Martin**
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*" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."**Oscar Wilde***
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*" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns



:bounce:

It's eaiser to get forgivness then it is permisson.

If you can't dazzel them with brilliants... blind them with bulls**t.

Girls dont give head right. LOL

"People that say money is the root of all evil, dont have any"
"Money doesnt equal happiness??? fuck that, Look at the Big Fucking Smile on my face"

"big things come in small packages"
"its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean."

"Life is not short, life is the longest thing your gonna do. Plan ahead and try everything you can." -My brother the night before i left.

Those who criticize the younger generation seem to forget who raised it.

Oh and the ones in my sig....

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!!!-----Stiffler

No matter how bad shit gets always remember after every dark night there is always a brighter day.--------Tupac Shakur R.I.P.

Hang up and drive!!!!!

He who stands on toilet................high on pot.

"Trying is the first step towards failure. " - Homer

'You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money." ' - Jay in Chasing Amy