Better Sand on the Road than Sand in my Vag
 

Life is short. I've had a TON of fun with this car, and frankly I was hoping to have quite a bit more fun with it on the current setup, but I guess its time to say goodbye.

Sorry to Mark (TKRPerformance) for having to go for 'the ride' with me and eat glass. Glad you're ok, and thanks for having the presence of mind to help get the car shiny side up and get it rolling. I adopted you as my 'little bro' a few years back, and now we're blood brothers. I remember about a five second conversation when the car settled, 'ok? ok. you? I'm ok. Here, throw the glass out!' and then heaving as hard as I could to lift you up/out while strapped into my trusty recaros, hanging in a position I never imagined I'd find myself.

Thank you to everyone that helped get me/mark out, get the spare on the front, empty the trunk, and just generally hold me up when I really could have fallen apart pretty easily. You guys are awesome friends and I truly appreciate having you guys there for me. A lot of us have turned wrenches together and it was like a pit crew working fluidly together in a pretty intense situation.

Thank you to the sheriff that fined me $215 for apparently sliding 'over 300 feet' and 'launching into the trees at over 65mph' ....except only one window broke, the car settled approximately 15' from the road, and the airbags did not deploy (see pics).

Commentary with some pics, full story at the bottom.

See where Jarrod is crouched down? That is where I fully lost traction.
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2278.sized.jpg

When I first pulled myself out, this was the view. I had to take a pic, look at all my friends, right there to help me when I need it most!
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2268.sized.jpg

As I crawled out, about 8 people braced the car, then just after I jumped down, we pushed it back onto 4 wheels:
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2269.sized.jpg

We all took a breath and tried to figure out how the eff it happened:
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2270.sized.jpg

Damage inspection. I look around and just in awe that this much damage happened from going off the road at such a slow speed. The perfect storm I guess. No fluids leaking at all.
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2271.sized.jpg

http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2272.sized.jpg

Few feed of skid marks, then the tires dug in, side of the car ate barbed wire fence, and tipped onto the passenger side, then roof, then gently up onto the driver's side.
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2273.sized.jpg

All of my friends helped get the spare tire on, I jump in, and the car fires right up. I backed up a few feet, then drove it out of the ditch, onto the road, and consider just driving off! Amazed how well its still running.
http://www.scheides.com/albums/Mitsu...2277.sized.jpg

Now, the story. There isn't much to tell, but here goes. The morning starts by me preaching to high heaven about how sandy the pavement is during this one 5-10 mile section of road, clearly marked on the cruise packets. The packets were put together from notes we took as I drove on these same roads, same route six days prior.

I was leading the pack, making sure to signal people to keep plenty of space in between cars. Sand is getting worse and worse as we go down the hill, so I find myself looking back for the first 2-3 cars following me to make sure everyone is safe, not signaling for problems, etc. We pass a section that I know people have gotten into minor trouble in the past, and I hold my gaze in my rearview mirror for an extra moment (it is straight). I'm holding steady speed of ~40-45mph, very low rpm in 4th gear. Very tight, blind left corner coming up fast as I focus forward, and I remember this corner is particularly sandy. I load up the brakes, then realize I'm in trouble, so I get heavy on the brakes. No ABS, or very light correction, its a little sandy already but I've got plenty of grip. So I'm pulling speed down fast.

Side note, my car stops awesome. I have 110% confidence in it, brake fluid was flushed/bled last year, fresh rotors, and ferodo pads. The thing stops so hard the sunroof sunscreen can slam shut from heavy breaking from freeway speeds. Last weekend on the bomber run and all week leading up to this event they felt awesome.

So, we're braking hard, I'm turning the car to the left for the corner, I'm down to about 15-20mph, and I start to pull the car harder to the inside, where there is less sand. Outside lane looks like a nice beach on the ocean. Before I know it, entire road is filled with sand, and grip is 100% gone. I am a passenger at this point, might as well be in a lancer ES with wide tires. We're sideways and skidding at about a 45° angle going into the ditch. Not so bad, I think. we hit the dirt, slide into a barbed-wire fence, and on a slight downhill slope. Car rolls onto passenger side fairly gently then before I know it I'm falling towards mark then my head bumps the ceiling. Car rocks onto driver's side and mark and I are already having conversation I mentioned above.

I'm still 110% shocked that this happened. A bit too much speed and poor timing, purely my fault. A few more feet of semi-sandy pavement vs full beach-sand covered pavement and I don't think this would have happened at all.

Full skid length, maybe about 30' long on the sandy road.

Sunroof glass, fully in tact.

Driver's side glass, fully in tact (both front windows were down about 2")

Airbags did not deploy.

Farmer's fence that I knocked over, officially pissed (even though I offered to personally come back and help put the fence back up)


That's it, I can add more info as I think of it, but it was just really really extra sandy in this one spot that I happened to brake a bit late. No one's fault but mine, and I accept full responsibility for my actions.


AAA towed the car all the way back to my house, no extra charge. It is paid for in full. I have full coverage insurance. I'll let you know what happens, but chances are I'll have a few parts for sale soon.

I took more pics once I got home:
http://www.scheides.com/gallery/evo-crash


Last note, to my 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution SSL, thanks for almost four years of everything I could ask for in a car. Projects, breakage, fixing, ecu tuning, 550bhp of turbocharged all-wheel-drive, and 60,000 miles of keeping a huge grin on my face every single day I drove it. Snow, sun, rain, this was an amazing car and I absolutely loved everything about it. Best of all, there's more like it out there, so maybe I can get another to replace it, but I'll never forget it.

Sorry this is a novel, but I don't want to forget this; I want to continue to have these cruises, and don't want anyone to not come on one because of us pushing 10/10ths. It's simply not true, this was an accident, the rest of the trip was an absolute riot.


***EDIT***

Thanks for the well-wishes everyone!

I forgot to add (I've told the story so many times now, so excuse me for adding details later) that the roll was as un-violent as it could have been. I literally have only a few cuts on me, and my head/back hurts a bit from just landing upside down for a moment.

The worst of the damage on me:

http://i.imgur.com/26iSa.jpg

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I'm glad to hear everyone's okay. When I heard about it I expected a lot more damage than there was. A sad day none-the-less. It's never fun saying goodbye to a car you love.

Too bad you can't go to court and fight the ticket. It's obvious from the pictures and damage that you weren't going 65mph.

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wow sucks to hear.. i cant even dream of having an evo. GL with farmers fence i know how big of an ass they can be

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I'm glad ur ok and good to hear what e really happend. Could have been a lot worse.

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Nooo! I loved your Evo! I'm so sorry to hear this Scheides! Glad to hear everyone's alright though..

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I'm Still in shock about this. The scene as Dani and I being one of the first people to arrive will forever be burned into my mind. Glad you, and Mark are both completely in good health aside from some cuts,and bruises. All i can say now is I will be there to help you install some parts on your new ride! :sport017:

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thats an amazing story, glad to hear everyone is ok. good luck to whatever future endeavors may bring you.

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Totally sucks man. But glad you can keep your head up and move on because you can't change the past. If you need a hand with anything, give me a shout! The exhaust seems to still be in good shape :)

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That was definitely a beautiful car. One of my favorite Evos around here. I'm sure whatever you decide to build next will be even more bad ass than this car was.

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Scheidsey you sure know how to make my heart race. It was racing on the bomber run and it raced again when I pulled up and saw your car on its side.

Your evo was easily my favorite, but its just a car as others pointed out, and its served you well. The next one will be even better.

Im glad we all got to keep treckin on the cruise and keep partying despite this sad event. I look forward to the next cruise though, and cant wait to see what youll be driving next. :)

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I'm still in shock as well.... I remember coming over the hill and seeing Goodhart geting out of his car waving his arms ( we had quite abit of space between us.... i think it was scheides.... trevor... kevin...goodhart...myself....)and then seeing a car in the ditch and thinking ooo shit!!!!... stopping my car and running up to it relizing who it was and what had happened! Scary moment. I was really glad to hear you and mark were both ok!

Very excited to see what your next project is I know it will be amazing! Let me know when yo need help assembling or disassembling and I will be there!

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I'm glad I finally got to drive your car, even if the thing was busted all up.

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:( so sad to see this car go..but very glad your ok the 5 mins well anna was on the phone freaking out was horrible cause we had no idea who or what had happened untill she hung up..my heart sunk into my stomach and i was shaking...now time for something new and fresh start!!

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Sorry to hear about that whole ordeal. But as bad as that went, it couldn't have gone any better. You and Mark are still kicking and in good shape. Bummer about the car but they can be replaced.

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Glad to hear you both are ok! I didnt get a chance to check the cruise thread or I would have definitely swung by the DQ! Sounded like a good cruise otherwise.

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I couldn't believe it when I heard it and then I saw the pics. Glad to hear you're ok, and one would think this sort of thing would happen to spaz! j/k Charles.

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im sorry to hear that man, im glad that everyone is alright. sorry to see your evo die man...

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sorry to hear about your EVO and hope everyone was ok..

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Dude, what a crazy ass day. I was glad to help out a friend in need. I seriously wanted to cry for you about the whole situation, I have been there before and it sucks real bad. I was amazed at how well you took it though, it was like after you and I left the towing place, you were already over it, and by the time we got to the hotel it was like it never even happened! That farmer and the cop were both douchebags though. I have a bunch of pics of the "300 foot" skid marks, I will post them once I get them uploaded into my photobucket. I am really anxious to see what the next car will be as I'm sure everyone else is too.

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Terrible to hear, good thing everyone was okay. I remember riding in this car at the LSE Performance meet a few years back.

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I was very happy to hear neither of you guys were hurt. It's also good to see that a lot of your parts are still salvageable from the car.

That is a crazy amount of sand on the corner though. What helps in the winter hurts in the spring :(

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Any idea if the city/county has any liability for having that much sand on the road? We've had some pretty good rains this spring and it's taken care of most of the sand on the roads. That corner looks absolutely terrible—literally, I have never seen so much sand on a road—you'd think someone would have the responsibility to clean it up and make it safe for the spring/summer/fall.

When Hughes called to tell me about it I couldn't believe it. Just glad y'all are ok. Well, ok from the accident...not sure how well you guys fared the ire of the spousal units upon your return home...

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I'm just really happy that the both of you walked away. That must have been scary.

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The sand was not just on that corner but the whole area was like a beach, scheides had warned the group about the area and the potential danger. Very thankful no one was hurt, the car really did it's job, and everyone pitched in a moments notice. Scheides you have a great attitude about the whole thing, may you have as much fun with your next project.

***salute for a fallen evo ***

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Thanks for the well-wishes everyone!

I forgot to add (I've told the story so many times now, so excuse me for adding details later) that the roll was as un-violent as it could have been. I literally have only a few cuts on me, and my head/back hurts a bit from just landing upside down for a moment.

The worst of the damage on me:

http://i.imgur.com/26iSa.jpg

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It was an unfortunate event to say the least. I take pride in being a good driver and knowing the limits of myself and my car, and I do all I can to promote people to become better drivers themselves. But when I see that one of my friends failed, and not only had an accident but totaled the car, I feel like I failed. The road conditions played a part in this, though all in all it's the nut behind the wheel who is in control. Hopefully we can all use this as a wake up call to better ourselves when behind the wheel. After all, the best mod anyone can do is the driver mod.

Anyway, Scheides was warned... I guess it's Peter's fault this happened since he didn't include my words in the packet. ;)

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2489/shinysideup.jpg

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Sucks about the car Scheides! Glad nobody was hurt, and I know you'll come back harder with whatever new car you get.

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Likes like thats two people that didnt read or listen to the cruise packet rules. :D haha jk

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9...enshot061q.jpg

It is ironic that Scheides and I were worried all last week and preached pretty hard about this sandy section. Accidents happen.

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Well, in Scheides' defense, his exhaust and wheels are shiny. :lol:

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Well it seems like those times when you were a kid and your mom always told you "don't stick your hand on the red coil thing on the stove. It is really really hot"

Well, that "red coil thing" just got your attention so much and it looked to cool. You didn't care what your mom said. You wanted to test your mom.

So you touch it and burn the hell out of your hand... You'll remember that that "red coil thing" on the stove it really hot... (this comes from experience)

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THIS!

ALSO, thank you CRAIG for coming over to my house and helping get the car into the garage while I was down getting beyond isht-faced in La Crosse. You are a great guy and I really appreciate it. Hope you didn't get any cuts doing so.

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at least we are both ok for the most part now. we can replace or fix machines. we can not be replaced.

I called my soup last night and told him what happed since there is no way I would be able to work at the airport in the tow truck for 10hrs towing and fixing stuff. So I I got today and tue off now also. I will not be back to work to sat now. should be better by then. I just cant really lift any thing right now.

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Ya, I'm still dazed from the whole weekend, let alone this crash! LOL what a blast we had!

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It's awesome to see you in such high spirits. I would be in emo-mode if I had done that. Any thoughts on what's next?

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Crappy! Good to hear you guys are ok though.

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damn scheides, sucks to see the evo is R.I.P BUT, it's awesome to know that you guys are okay man. It could have been worse and good thing it wasn't. good to know that everyone enjoyed the cruise and made it out great.

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ya know if it was a 1g this would only be a $250 fix, without insurance. you would tow it home and find another cheap shell for a dime a dozen and be on the road the next weekend.

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WOW, glad you are OK!

Good cars are replaceable, good people are not.

Take a breath, collect the check, get another one.

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So true. :)

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Very happy your both okay!