Defend Your Castle

Get ready to waste part of your life again, kind of like that damn pequin game but actually a little more involved. Some of you might have seen this already but yeah anyway. You can build wall get archers and wizards and shit. Still fucking dumb.

CRAIG

stage 8 complete and my wrist hurts like a mother!

I forgot how many times I've played that game to the point where I was on the virge of going insane.

im on 8 right now, whats the point?
i thow guys, they splatter.
Bought some buildings, but it doesnt do anything?
What the archery range do?? All i got is a flag.

I;m going on 11 right now. it's gets insane. little fuckers come out with logs. archery does nothing, im skipping the lab and going for thw work shop next.

finally dead. wrist fucking hurst and I will never play that shit again.

794 little stick fuckers dead
68240 was final score

Click on Help at the beginning and it explains a lot more.

884 little fuckewrs dead and final score 91000

figues out the archers and builders and slef exploding dudes.

ok im hooked

Level.....21?

pwnzor. I have like 90 wizards

I told you that game is addicting. :jammin:

CRAIG

1657 little shits dead
196140 my high score.

CVD how the fuck did you get like 90 wizards and how the fuck do they do anything worth while. I love the exploding dudes, but wizards I dont see how they are of any use.

final score 243000, 1941 dead, a bagillion wizards and shizzle

The more wizards you get the more spells you have.

Spell 1 is just a death spell, hotkey is "a"
Spell 2 is an explosion spell. Does the same thing as a suicide guy. hotkey "s"
Spell 3 is an instant convert spell. Hotkey "d"

the more wizards you have the faster the spell recharges, so eventually you can keep using the convert spell to your hearts content. Have a billion wizards, just start blowing shit up, etc.

*edit*

Oh, at this point you no longer need to drag and drop the guys. you just keep blowing the shit out of them. Get lots of builders too. fuck the archers.

309060pts

i cant get them to turn into my guys with the D button, do u just hit d, or do u have to click on a guy?

I am getting ready for a new game now, thanks CVD i will be at this all fucking night

I click on the spell by the tower, then on the guy I want to convert. But I try to save it for the BIG guys. I agree with CVD lots of builders and wizards. I am mid-game right now level 14 with tons of everything. I went right for the wizards like CVD did. That way you can convert with the spell, its a nice continuous cycle.

i am just past stage 14 and i still dont see how the convert spell works. i do it and nothing. what am i missing?

Im on level 22, every level i get my wizards and shit killed, i have so much fortress thouhg, i can take a pounding all night long.......

Errrr. my WALL can take a pounding.......

Just wait till u see the lil black guys that come runnin at the wall... click them and they blow up! along with everything else...

ok, i got it the big tall stick dudes are the ones for the 3rd spell. not the small gomers/

stage: 25
Scrore: 1,428,850
Wall: 125,100 full!

Still goin strong with NO archers, builders or wizards, they get killed every round

I might add this is a complete waste of time and i hate my self!

ok im about to hang myself! I finally said fuck it. and elt them kill me off

killked me 6564 little bastards and score was 1151880.

I think I broke the mouse.

I did the same thing AJ. I hit 1,250,xxx with like 7k kills and just gave up. But, it is a cool game for about an hour or two. Thanks for wasting my life while I should be studying. :P

Joe

Craig, you prick! I am supposed to be sleeping, not playing this damn game!

21,000 stick men turned into little red puddles of grease. Im fuckin going to bed.

2,027,080 pts, level 28, 174100 wall stregth.
I damn i need to go to bed!

craig's gonna die!

Who wants to know a cheat?
I just found one.....
You get points, people, and shizzle!

Heheheh
Splattery ownz you!

TELL!

Sorry fuckers. I knew this game would get really involved. Thats what you get for being stubborn and not being able to walk away.

CRAIG :goodluck: :fworld:

Oh yeah sorry to all those that have to work in the morning, a couple hours of sleep sucks doesn't it. Hahahahahah.

CRAIG

DRAG RACER GAME

Some of you might have seen this too. This will keep you fool occupied for awhile too.

CRAIG :goodluck:

When you start a new game or resume a game, at the main screen.
Type in SPLATTERY
it doesnt have to be anywhere, just type it in, the more you type the more you get.. a warning thought... you go up in levels also.. so I started at level 271 or some crap... it was quite interesting!!! LOL

Stage 16, 2090 killed, and 248400 points. Still going strong.......

okay, now that I have actually read the other posts, I feel like a little bitch now......

i played that game a LONG time ago and found out if you convert enough people , you can sit and watch the game play itsself, haha i think afterletting it sit for a while i was on level 60+

Level 46, 40,000 dead. I want to stab myself in the eyeball. I officially quit.

:lol: did you sleep at all CVD? :lol:

I can't believe how addicting that game was for some of you. I watched AJ play for about an hour last night. It was pretty funny at first....