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Am I paranoid or is my Mom's friend totally hitting on me hard?
These are just a few outrageous messages she sent me over facebook. I mean should my Mom's friend be telling me this stuff honestly?
Ericka I can believe that you are online the same time that I am. Did you have to ask your mom who I was? Ericka Let me guess it will be only girls with big boobs right. And they have to weight less than 135. right Ericka I cant get over how much you look like mark. Your dad look just like you when he was younger. It just floors me. I can see much of kelly in you. SO let me guess you have her wild side? Ericka You are to funny. I cant wait to see her.I will have to come up some time and the 3 or us can go out and party. Ericka So how old are you now 22. how many girlfriends do you have and dont tell me none cuz you are *my last name* Ericka You golf!! let me guess you have a handycap of 3 Ericka So why have you not landed this girl yet? what is wrong with her?? Ericka UMM I would just go for the drinks screw that golf that is just forplay. get down to it. Ericka when you take your time that is when you dont get in. If you know what I mean not talking sex. Not say that you arent hot but there are other boys looking at her too so that is why you need to make the move fast. You can do it smooth enough that she will never know tat you made a move. Ericka Da I have been there. Boy are fun to play wiht just ask good old mom. She will tell you. |
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go for it!
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Emily: She's totally not flirting, just giving girl advice. And trying to live vicariously through you (aka wanting to be young again)
Me: I disagree, she's flirting. |
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Got 3 words for ya, she wants on...lmao
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LOL andrew and emily..cute.
In the great words of that gaga chick: "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick..I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" |
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Throw it in her........then share the story!
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In for pics.
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if your single and shes hot whats the harm, but she totally wants some. why else would she even bring up half that shit?
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Do work!!!
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Lay pipe son.
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lol, pics of the lady. Then we can give you proper advice.
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I honestly wouldn't feel right about posting pictures of her since she has 4 children and a husband. I also wouldn't feel right about being a home wrecker either. I would rate her honestly though as a 7/10 and she is 37, so not even in the 40s yet.
I don't know if she has some sort of deep problems though because when my mom was younger she was in the big brother / big sister program and my mom was this ladies big sister. So for all I know she has deep emotional problems or something, however, who knows what I might do after a few cocktails. :D |
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Do work, pics or it didn't happen.
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Def not her best pic, but I would pry hit it after a few cocktails just because I've never smashed on a Mom yet. |
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I'd go for it if I were you, flirt back, see what happens.
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Massages almost always lead to sex. Tell her your back hurts.
..and that your back is located on your cock. |
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Don't hit it if she's married. Trust me, I've been on the other side of that and I wasn't too far from hitting a home run with someone's knee caps.
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+1
If she's not married though, hell, go for it. What've you got to lose? 4 hours of time including bar, sex, and walk of shame. I'll PayPal you $10 if you "whoops" her. |
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just get blackout drunk and DO IT!!!
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That's when you move to Mexico
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Yea, since she's married, that changes a lot. I vote stay away.
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Yea I think I'm going to stay away, like I posted previously in the thread, I don't want to be a 'home wrecker' and or murdered.
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Hahaha this is hilarious but yea Id say stay away. If she was single or even not married that would be ideal.
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Flirt with and get her to send you some nasty pics to share with us!!
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she and her husband most likely dont do it much anymore shes most likely got alot of sexual frustration and fantasizes about a young man..your the guy that makes her feel young buy flirting with you...my 2 cents I also agree with andrews emily.
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I say NIKE (JUST DO IT) that son of a gun. Unleash that hidden power in that mitsu and tear her apart LOL.. J/K don't do it. Just talk to her and treat her like your mom or an aunt dude don't break their family apart like that. All she want is someone to talk to and listen to her talk so don't do it. But if you do hit it want to hear the whole story.LOL
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if she comes on to you then she obviously knows that its wrong and doesnt care. but dont go after it
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