WTF??? Someone go over and beat the crap out of this guy.
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-...spagenameZWDVW
hes in Minneapolis.

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wow is that the fast n furious sticker on the side bahahaha!

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Nice. Quad exhaust and a new $400 name brand clutch!

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"I HAVE SEEN SOME WHITE, BLUISH SMOKE COME FROM THE EXHAUST AS WELL, I TOOK IT TO 2 LOCAL SHOPS AND ONE SAID I NEED A NEW BOV AND TUNING AND THE OTHER SHOP SAID I NEED A NEW RACE MOTOR AND THEY CAN BUILD ONE FOR 3K, OBVIOUSLY THEY WANTED TO GET MORE MONEY OUT OF ME"
Ok which shop was it... LSE? DB? LMFAO

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salvage title too

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hottttt like fire

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were the hell is the lambo doors it needs them to finnish it off. Also the stickers do not go the same way down the left and right sides

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LOL good eye.

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I like is "Brembo" brakes. Hahaha

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they are so massive you need a 1.5in spacer LOL

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I plan on buying this beast

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probably way faster than your car ;)

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Definitely not my cup of tea, but fairly well done. Better than most body work stuff I've seen on imports. He's in Zimmerman.

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ima buy this fine peace of machinery and womp all over yall at the next dyno day

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 WHP and WHTQ!!!

JUST YOU WAIT!

and that supra conversion will also have a daihatsu conversion as well

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About that car....

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We were the ones telling him he needed a new motor.

Not so much for the oil pluming out the rear end, more of the fact that the motor has extremely inconsistant compression and might knock...

This guy originally came to us to tune his sweet car with the typical sweet setup, bolt-on turbo that looked huge (fiddy trim), way to large of injectors, s-afc II to control it all, and hopes and dreams of being the baddest guy on the block. Well needless to say he had attempted to tune it himself before bringing it in, as the car ran like shit. The oil drain line was kinked (which was realized after a few pulls on the dyno) and it made dink for power.

Well the 7 bolt spun a bearing on the dyno. The assembly job done on the setup he put together was awesome....if you had a bunch of 5 year olds assemble it with tools they found while walking around the walmart tool section.

We offered to build him a motor, he declined. Finally he convinced us to install a used motor he sourced....oh yeah we ALL know where this is going.

He gets this sweet engine off ebay and ships it to us. Well this oil pan was twisted more than a fresh pretzel hot out of the oven. The front motor mount is bet, and the motor looks like it was pulled out of a demo derby car. We pull the pan and actually find a cracked oil pump and broken off pick-up tube! :shocked:

Well we immediately inform him that this "like new, runs great motor" is probably not going to work so well for him. He gets mad at us, accusing us of trying to make him buy a 'race motor' and tells us to put the motor in.

So we replace the oil pump and rusted timing belt components and drop it in, but not before taking a few dozen pictures. Well the vehicle finally starts and works great. Well works great if you were indending to build a ugly ass bug duster. The vehicle smokes badly and the compression was something aweful like 100-80-140-70 or something. The rings were shot!

Again we inform him that well, he's fucked and should try to get some money back on this "guaranteed" engine. He proceeds to tell us he wants it "dyno tuned" so he can pull it in and out of his garage until the body work is done, then he'll build an engine. I figure sure, whynot, and "tune it" so it idles as close to normal as possible and doesn't spit raw gas/oil out the rear end. I think I rolled into the gas once, saw it get to a safe afr and make a whopping 140hp at like 14psi around 4800rpm and just told him "this is as far as I am taking this engine".

We didn't charge him for the dyno time and comp'd him huge on the motor install as we felt bad for this dude, he couldn't catch a break.


Well enter a few months later when there is a substantial amount of $$ missing from our account. This douch-tool actually filed with his credit card a "unsatisifactory work" claim and charged back the entire repair. Over one year later we finally win our money back in court, but not after he'd gone over to another "speed shop" (Hi-Performance Art) which told him it was running rich and swapped in stock injectors. The car ran "great" and they charged him a ton of diagnostic time, showed proof with their 5 gas analyzer, etc... (we saw a copy of his invoice in the 47odd page paperwork/claim that was sent back and forth between the shop and the credit card processor) They further proceeded to bad mouth us and told him the compression was an even 140 aross the board. Man I wish we would have just used those cheap ass ebay compression testers as well.

:punch:

I should have filed a mechanics lean against this pos and charged the $150/hr I made on the dyno for the 20 hours it took to sort this out.

And people wonder why we are happy to be no-longer open.

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I remember this POS, in the old shop right.

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I noticed that right away too, haha

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How ghey. it looked way better stock (if thats the red one in the pics)

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I'm speechless. It probably takes up 2 parking spots it's so damn wide.

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Just remember what he said in the auction:"YOU WON'T FIND ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS GUARANTEED!"
:woohoo1:
Yeah, I'm sure everyone wishes they had one like that. And the fact that it either: needs a new BOV, needs a tune, or needs a new engine -- that tells you this guys is really some kind of genius.

It's a shame, because the before pics on the left look really nice; that probably isn't the same car though -- it was some beat up trashed car probably.

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yeah id agree, the stock 2g looked way better!

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would be funny to see him called out on all his lies on ebay.



also notice theres no pics of the engine bay.

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i wanna send him a link to this thread.. haha

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wow, that's a lot of shit to go though!
i bet every guy like him puts many a shop through the fucking legal/money collecting ringer.

what a piece of shit

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The pictures of the red car are the 99 oz edition you can tell by the wheels and single exhaust tip. How ever the last picture is of a gsx. Doubtful it belongs to him.

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Jump on the bandwagon and bash this guy. Way to go...that is why I love this site. I don't agree with him screwing with LSE. As for the most part, I bet if he post his project here while in the making, you guys will be giving him props.

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Maybe he's here already and just not posting? I seem to recall seeing this car in my neighborhood when it was in primer, or it could have been a different one, I dunno.

Everyone needs a little rib-jabbing and a bit of a reality check once in a while.

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If you make a car ugly as sin people will mock you. That's that.

I like the color though.

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Ive bashed many peiople for stupid projects and stupid ideas. Ive been bashed when i did a shitty job on my first eclipse.

We are not a fucking ricer site and we never will be as long as the majority of the members are here.
The only member we have accepted as being a ricer is TKR for his multi colored evo3. but its ok have you seen the price of paint lately! LOL jk tkr.

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BROWN AND WHITE RICE!!!

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just saw this thread. the seller is also selling an evo (if you look at his other for sale auctions) and i went over to look a it. totally misrepresented. the evo was a total PILE!!! everything was complete crap, whole car was repainted, TOB was making noise, car would barely run, brakes barely worked, HID's did not work and were all busted, recaro seats were broke and leaning, oil cooler was smashed and complete bypassed. wasted 8 hours of my time driving there to get it and seeing what a HUGE pile of shit it was. This is a very poor and dishonest seller. He told me car ran and drove fine, just needs front bumper and fender and thats about it. ha, yeah right!

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Yeah the guy is a big steaming pile of shit...


...and thats being nice.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...2BSI%26otn%3D3
LOL all its missing is duct tape.