Scheides is a closet Audi lover
 

I hate to break it to you all, but I caught him naked, covered in sauerkraut, rubbing my car. Or, in his words, "caressing the supple Deutch Gummireifen". He then ran off screaming "Ich habe grosse Bratwurst für Audi."

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In4ban!

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I have no clue what you just said.
"You know I don’t speak Spanish"
Sorry, I just watched Anchorman
I know that it is German not Spanish. But I had to throw it in.

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hitler speak: "i have a big bratwurst for audi"

TO THE CAMPS WITH HIM!

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audi is ok with me except for there gai lug bolts, thats just dumb

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Umm. Hi? This is the most random shit I've ever heard. Who are you again?

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Thank you. Lug bolts suck.

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hey signal ever ridden in an RS6? i have, it blows the s4 away, sux they only made them autos here tho.

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I like audis too, but I wont rub on them naked... Schiedes that just a little over the top ;) haha

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Thata boy, love that sauerkraut!

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He's a co-worker of scheides who drives an audi. He dyno'd at our last event. :D

That was fricken hilarious!

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God Bless Texas :mad:

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He's a cool guy. Thank god we don't work with them to have to see scheides in the nude. Audi's are sweet though.

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Were you one of the guys I saw at Chipotle last Friday?

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Actually, I don't work with Scheides, I've just known him for years.

I wasn't at Chipotle last friday, scheides has been cheating on my Audi with other Audis, so it was probably one of those other Audi owners.

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hahaha :D

I am sorry. I also am a Audi lover. Can not go wrong with an RS4. hehe

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See, these audi guys are jealous b/c my mitsu's are consistantly faster and much better looking than their cars ever could dream of being. ;)

Signal15 has been a freind forever, and actually has owned several DSM's. He had good intensions when switching over to an audi, but has yet to show the true potential of that 2.7 motor. Instead, he sits and plays with his wienerschnitzel!!!

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Is it nice?

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nein.

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Wie würde das Bumsen von Ihnen wissen?

I think I typed that right. :D

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It's nice, but not terribly fast. I pulled 275whp and 385lbs to the wheels with it. It's a torque monster. That's all with the stock K03 turbos, which are even smaller than scheide's peeper.

The problem with the Audi mod community is everyone that makes parts for them are greedy assholes and they want you to buy their "kit" for some obscene price. Some guys were charging over $20k for a kit that gave you just over 400hp.

I think the motor has a lot of potential, but up until recently there was no way to tune the car yourself. Sure you could buy injectors and turbos, but you'd have to pay someone $2000-3000 to burn you a new chip tuned the way you wanted it. A company called 034 Motorsport just released a standalone ECU for it, similar to the EMS that allows you to tweak anything you want. But, it's $2600 after you're done buying all the stuff to make it work.

Parts are starting to come down in price, but they are still up there. My downpipes cost me $1600, and the catback was $1000. And I still had to make some modifications to it to get it to flow properly. The motor itself has some interesting parts already on it, dual EGT sensors, a knock sensor for each cylinder so timing only gets backed off on the cylinder that's knocking, VVT, etc.

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Thats a really good idea, I like that.

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I came across 034motorsport a while back when a friend was having trouble with his 20v 90. They seem to be doing the right thing. you can buy a computer and upgrade parts for the 5cyl, and it's the first company i've heard of that works specifically with that engine. All the other stuff like megasquirt which claims 5cyl capability are just pulling our legs.