So i got hit up on myspace for a race...
 

So last night this guy messaged me on myspace saying that he wants to race (at least i think). He "supposedly" drives an evo, heres what he wrote see if you can decipher the code that seems like commen talk for him.
I reply with:
He replied this morning with:
So basically what im wondering is, Where did the education system go wrong?

If i do race this guy, you know im gonna get that race on video. LOL

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Most be the Cali area. And when can you twin turbo a Evo.... I saw BS on that. And um...if he is pushing 20psi bah...no fuel mods for that so he is spiking to 20 and getting oh say 16psi....

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That's almost as bad as he was.... ;) :D

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Sounds like he wants to meet up and steal your car.

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LMAO!!!!!

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And the $500 in your pocket.

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Well one of my friends that i see at some of the meets is on his top 8 friends list so i messaged him to see if this guy is mentally challenged or just stupid.
Does anyone know what Nitrious spray is? It sounds like A citrus blend with nitrate.

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Neat, 20 psi....don't EVO's do that stock?

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wow, it holds 20psi...when it runs 19 stock and a reflash runs in the 22 range.


that guy is SMURT!

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if someone uses the phrase

"crazed out"

then you can not predict anything that comes out of their mouth.

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LMFAO!

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Yeah my first thoughts reading that were he wants to rob you.

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Do it right and go to midway. Roll with a big crew. So we all can see you lay down the hurt.
I can see him wanting to rob you, too. Play it safe and roll with a lot of people.

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Mighty long drive for Tom to come to Midway, not to mention thats about the worst place in the state to race someone.

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I second that note.... Midway is to well known.

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Yeah, incase u didn't know. CA stands for California, so i think midway could be out of the question.
Also midway isn't really the ideal place to run. Even if you have a "big crew"

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People race there all the time.


Just ask him to do it for pride. HAha

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He asked him when and where. Sounds like the guy doesn't care where they race.

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Ha. That's some funny stuff. My car is Crazed out yo! But sounds like that guy is joking around or wants to rob you.

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Last I checked, no they don't. Blow your nose in the wrong direction down there and you're guaranteed a ticket. Nobody actually races on Uni Ave, and if they do they are a complete dumbass.

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Some cars are so slow that even the cops can't tell they are racing.

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LOL yeah first off im in CA, secondly as a lot of the members may know, i was already busted a couple years back while in the process of racing just off 280 (forget the name of the road.) and got my car towed, and had to walk to the highway and ended up doing 48 hours in Hennipin County jail.

Yeah if i did this i would likely have a huge group of cars with me and it would be on some road not well known.
Even if he was trying to jack me he would have to catch me first. Good luck with that running only 20 psi (as long as the car doesnt break.)

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There are always races at Midway! 00 Type R and S/C Ion side by side for like 3-4 lights! Surprised as hell, no cops around haha. That guy is probably just some dumb kid, because there's so many stupid kids that say crap like that!

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Damn Shane that was a GOOD one!

LMAO!

That's going to be in my sig for sure.

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LMAO, licking butth0le FTL!! (i don't think you'll get a discount that way)
Damn a Type AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Those are sick son!!
A saturn with a blower??
(wonder if i could trade my dsm against it)



No wonder midway is going down the drain, fuckers need to stay at main street.

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The guy is fucking with you. He's either A: Messing with your head for whatever reason or B: Too stupid to manage to earn enough for an EVO, let alone 'craze' it out. Either way it's BS.

This thread is hilarious.

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This is what happens when you use myspace for things other than finding dirty whores.

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E-pimpin!

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He is in CA. A 12 second car is crazy mad stupid there with strictly enforced emissions laws.

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If it were me I would tell him a place and time and wait a good distance away and see if he shows. But yeah I wouldnt meet him either, good way go lose your shit.

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yeah sounds like BS, i was featured in a hispanic-english magazine that is in mpls, and and the guy who asked me the questions decided to put my email just in case if someone wanted to know more about my car.
Then a guy e-mailed me saying that he had a porshe carrera gt, i started telling him how it's now legal here because it has 605 hp(Not street legal) and that it was like $450,000.00, end of the story he said he had an 05 type s with vtec and black interior(that's what he said,never mentioned what car it was)

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Ok heres an update.
Douchbag: "thats cool yea maybe next weekend will work out and i have a twin turbo kit from greddy and i am hold 20psi so yea and i am cpmeing from philly its going to take a bit. but i have to worn u i have not loss a race since i got it but i did loss one but that was with a dodge viper will 1000 hp so maybe i can do good this time but we will se ight hit me up when u r ready"
Me:"You sure you dont wanna turn up the boost a bit more.
To be honest, you havent showed me anything that would make me feel like you even have this So called crazed out twin turbo evo. In fact i am pretty much calling BS on the whole thing, Unless you show me proof that your evo has twin turbo and is all "bad ass" im basically calling you a liar. Learn how to spell, do some more research as to what would make a car fast, instead of just calling out some bull shit about a twin turbo evo 9 that pushes 20 psi, (which by the way stock boost on the evo 9 is 19 psi, so its really not all that shocking you holding 20)
Fuck it why not go for a bigger number like $2,000. I can assure you that your so called evo will be driving back to philly with much less money then you arrived with.
Thanks
Tom "
Douchbag:"ight if u r such a bad ass i will race for 2,000 hell why not go to 5,000 i have all the money in the world to spend u think that is going to bother me hell no so fuck it lets go i am not afraid of ur car and trust me i will kick ur ass any time of the day and yo how about u race my friend to he has a 350z twin turob from zpi down in kuntuckey y dont u look them up u will see his car on there web site zpi.net so yea he said that he will race for 5,000 to so wat do u think u wont to go "

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reading that shit makes my head hurt.

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Wow this guys really wants to race ya, Tom. Wonder if I ' see ' him on 480 heading towards Cali. Or he just might hop on the turnpike and I wont see him at all. I still call bs.

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wel there web sight dusnt hav enything rezembeling a twin turob 350z.

http://zpi.net/

What a tool, this is funny.:)

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Don't it just makes you laugh when people come to you and take about their friends car?! haha

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I have an idea, try and race him(BIG F'in crew) and if he doesn't show... your out what? A night with your friends?

He won't have the money, and he won't win. So run that §hit!

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In case you couldnt tell, the guy is between 10 and 14 years old. I dont see why you would waste your time.

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Spend the night out with friends. Hell, i'd go out with a crew so if the kid did get his mom's minivan, you could still challenge him for the 5k to see him pull some monopoly money. You know everyone there would get a good laugh.

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It was one of their "aquisitions." :p

Woot! Cross country drive to race non-existant cars!