What our members hate about the cold weather
 

Everyone has to hate something from the cold, so what is it. Just start spouting off ONE LINERS and I will put them into a web page later on for the hell of it. I'll start.


Toliet seats get much colder to sit on and litterly freeze your ass off on.

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Pushing cars becomes an endurance test!

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Much tougher to plan dates!

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shrinkage, and hard nipples.

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When you loose all dexterity in your hands because its so cold out and all your trying to do is remove a couple bolts

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Working in an un-heated garage.

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You have to turn on the garage heater, and it makes the beer fridge work harder to stay cool. I really have it tough.

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I hate it when my car turns over just fine but doesn't fire.

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Bragging about how hot it is down here when you guys are buried in 2 feet of snow.

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The heat from my dsm doesnt work too well.

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When you're skiing/snowboarding down a hill really fast and the wind bites your face then turns your facemask into ice.

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When you get so cold from working that you can't feel your bleeding gashes, but every bump against something hurts like hell.

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Oil covered parts and 30* weather.

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Women actually start wearing clothes! pants? sweatshirts!? WTF!

-A. Swift

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Minnesotans acting all hardcore about the cold to the southern folk then turning around and griping about it.

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Driving a car *without* heated seats.

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Having to a pay a heating bill and getting into a cold car even though I have heater leather seats. I have actually been using them for a week, dammit.

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Frozen boogers

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Everything.

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Oh yeah, and my septum piercing always makes it feel like my nose is running when it's cold. Annoying.

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Not driving my car because it's pointless in snow.

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I am with this guy except I dont have heated seats.

Scraping windows and waiting for the car to heat up sucks. Gas bills suck too, thankfully I live on the 3rd floor and wont need to turn it on for a couple more weeks.

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Fuck cold...

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Getting out the shovel/snowblower the morning after the storm. Whats better then devoting a hour or so to start the day by clearing out the huge pile of snow at the end of the driveway from that wonderful person known as the snowplow driver. Not just once remember, You know he is going to come by a few times before you get home from work and have another large pile of snow that is to deep to blast through it with the car. So first thing you get to do after work and clear it out again!

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Shivering while waiting for the bus downtown.

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That it doesn't last long enough, its my favorite season. I wish we had more winter and lose the spring.

Jim

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Fuck the cold, fuck the snow, fuck the ice, fuck the salted roads, and most of all, fuck the people who don't know how to control their cars when the roads get an inch of snow on them. The only good thing about winter is going snowboarding, and even then, it's about a 40 minute drive for me to get to the closest hill.

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You should just move then.

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Snowmobiling, Snowboarding, sledding, ice hockey, boot hockey, broomball, and ice fishing are just a few of the things I love about the winter. I can't wait to flood my backyard and setup my boot hockey rink. Going to a hockey game tonight. I just hate the seasons between Summer and Winter.

I could do without the idiot drivers in the winter and the gas bills though.

Jim

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I'm not as bad as you but I tend to get all the bad later in the season but I don't get much of any of the good stuff like snow and such.
It does stink that the seadoo/boating/watersports season comes to an end as well as the dragstrips closeing down.
Now I need to find out how to turn on the heater in my dorm.
Stuart

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I hate how snow make the garage dirty and cold.

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Other than saving money on gas and insurance, there isn't a single thing I like about winter.

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Having to put all the fun vehicles away until spring!

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The forecast is calling for a high of 92 tomorrow here in Houston.

Enjoy winter, Bitches.

:D

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Going from it being 80 to 50 and not knowing how to handle it ..... PAH-THETIC.

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I'd much rather freeze to death than burn in hell.

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And rural texas is hell. Miles and miles of nothing but hicks and inbreeding. Plus it stinks like crude oil and cattle.