eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

hey
Iam new here but i was wondering if guys know who would win. a 1995 eclipse gs with just intake 5 sp vs. 1996 avenger 4cyl stock 5spd. because a kid i know is always tell my friend with the eclipse that his car will bet his. but i didnt know who would win because its the same motor.

thanks

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

Who fucking cares. By the way, nice first post. Threads like this are even banned on Tuners.

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wow get pissed

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Dude dont take it personal, it happens, I think the the avenger win.

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Its like the same fucking car.

The GS would probably win since it is probably lighter.


-Colin

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

Theres really only one way to find out. There are more factors than you might think. The driver being the main one, the condition of the cars, tires, etc.

Either way neither car is fast so dont bother. :)

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Sorry, neither will win, both are too slow. Better luck next time!

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The old lady pushing her walker For The Win!!!

Bench racing a GS and an Avenger... I don't care who you are that right there is funny!!!

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wow you guys real funny.

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you guys are also right dsm does suck. man iam gland i dont own one.

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BTW, welcome to the site!

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Welcome to the site. I'm originally from Owatonna... Don't make us look bad. ;)

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Yea... Once we can read an actual post of yours clearly I'll give you a welcome and a winner for that sweet racing situation you asked about.

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yeah well i dont think i will be post here anymore for one this place is filled with a bunch of assholes and for two iam not a fan of dsm's. i like a reliable car.

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We're really not assholes if you meet us and get to know us. It seems a lot of people lately have very touchy. You gotta have a little thicker skin man, we're just razzing you a little for that winner of a first post, no need to get pissed. And to show you how good of a sport I am, I pee in the shower. See now I'm the wierdo too!

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

Go the fuck away, good ridance I say. Nobody cares about your POS slow cars. Its like asking whats faster, a Festiva or a dildo being thrown across the street.

Rather than asking these dumb questions why not save the time and just line them up after high school? God knows you won't get a speeding ticket ;)

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

Why did you come and sign up on a dsm site if you dont like them? Makes sense I guess... We arent assholes we just have rules that pertain to quality, and as far as the racing thing goes, well that was just a dumb question. Those cars are methods of transportation and that is all, they are not for racing anything.

edit- The post before mine is the funniest thing Ive read in a long time! LOL

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

..I guess you can't stand dsm's..too bad..they'd be the fastest car you'll prolly ever own.

-A. Swift

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

So you are saying your a fag! Only fags look at assholes! Glad you don't drive a DSM. It is people like you who overboost a stock DSM and than call it unreliable. Go back and get a drivers license first before you start trashing talking. This is no freak'n tuner board but a board of close knit DSM crowd. Sometimes we disagree on certain things but most of us know each other. Please entertain us on a car that is reliable!

By the way welcome to the sight now don't let the door hit you where the dog should of bit you:D .

Oh what is faster my friends 95 Geo tracker 5 spd or his cousins 95 Suzuki Sidekick 5 spd. His cousins said his was faster because it was made in Japan and has a JDM engine:confused: .

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yeah i think ill stick with my mustang its fast and reliable. AND ITS V8 (fuckin 4 bangers)

Re: eclipse gs vs. avenger
 

bring your mustang bro. I'll walk the shit outta it, as could most others here. I am not joking either. before you run your mouth on shit you are un-educated on, i'd first research what a dsm is, and what it can do. as a DEFENITION: it's NOT RICE. 2g's can be, but fuck with a wrong 1g (or 2g) you will hurt. you just gotta compensate for something, by adding half a motor. I doubt you have anything worth mentioning done to your "v8". The guys I know who actually own fast v8's, don't talk like hicks, and aren't jerk-offs. why chose the name importracer06? You must have riced out the wang, and added decals n a big damn wing to it huh?

mods, close this thread?

-A. Swift

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I thought you were done posting here?

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I'd like to thank you for realizing the obvious. I quite frankly am a fucking prick, not just an asshole, a true, fucking prick, especially to fucking idiots like you. Take a look at my avatar; go find yourself a hamster and find some way to incorporate it into the dildoe throwing contest that S2kracka will sponsor for you and your street racing buddies.

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Wow. Let me get this straight. You came on a DSM site to ask who would win in a race of an Eclipse vs. an Avenger. Then you rag on all of our cars, and call us all assholes? How are you not banned? If you like reliable cars, you shouldn't be here.

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It's threads like these that make me happy abortion is still legal in MN.

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oh god noah! that just totally hit it right!!! lmao!

-A. Swift

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Ahh it all makes sense, hes a mustang owner... oooo burn!

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Yeah, that's why he/she named themselves "importracer06". Rustang my ass. Their dad probably owned one 20 years ago. Kids.

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From Owatonna. Considering I grew up there, I can't help but laugh every time I hear stories concerning "fast" or "nice" cars in Owatonna... Quite comical.

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ooh damn, pick on the new guy, for fun!

Wonder if maybe the original question was in jest? Hrm, oh well, if he wants to hang out here he'll be back.

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You left out the most important part of 4 banger the turbo. Hate to tell you but most stang guys respect DSMer's. DSM are one of the few turbo 4's that can hang and beat most stangs. If you like to put your money where your mouth is I will be glad to race your rustang. Also did you know that DSM's are domestic and not imports like Honda's and Toyota's. Please do your research on which car you pick on before you open your big mouth. By the way Mustangs are about reliable as a DSM. I thought you were going to say that you was going to pick up a Saturn or Honda for reliabilty. For being a domestic lover you have more rice in your name than Jakey's hamster.

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Me too. Owatonna used to be a decent town. Now it is filled with meth heads and ricers who think they are fast.(except for a few decent people)

You are the coolest. As far as I know, the only fast mustangs in Owatonna are owned my some very restectable older adults, which you are obviously not.

It is even more hilarious that you started a stupid thread, got clowned, and are now pissed that people made you look like a dumbass.

5 bux says you are right.

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What if its a limited edition gtr mustang rotary with pistons and turbo? I heard those run 11's....

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Ah yes, I remember that WAV file. GTR Mustang with a rotary!!

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Haha. Someone must be playing a joke.

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Sadly, people really can be this dumb :(

Oh well, everyone (including me) did something dumb back in high school.

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Fact : User name is importracer
Fact : Has a mustang?
Fact : His typing makes me look like I already have a PHD
Fact : In Hughes race the dildo would win
Fact : Get bent.

Fuck the free world.