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CarPsyco84 11-30-2005 02:02 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rickshaw4U2NV
Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.

but what if the moon is out? then it's really dark green. HA!!

BuildADSM 12-01-2005 11:05 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object

Super Bleeder!! 12-02-2005 12:35 AM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
they cancel out and the universe reboots

tpunx99GSX 12-02-2005 12:38 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BuildADSM
what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object

soooo many sick jokes could go towards this one... ill let this one go.

tpunx99GSX 12-02-2005 12:39 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
ok i just couldnt,
In other words it would be like saying, "What happens when my penis comes in contact with AJs virgin asshole?"

niterydr 12-02-2005 01:52 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by notnormal
they cancel out and the universe reboots

LMAO.
Again, tom is right, this one could get twisted very easily.

AJ 12-28-2005 01:16 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Three switches outside a windowless room are connected to three lightbulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to which bulb if you are only allowed to enter the room once?

<no cheating, think about it>

CarPsyco84 12-28-2005 01:24 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
ya, leave the door open duh!!

AJ 12-28-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
lol, not even close.

JET 12-28-2005 08:12 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
There are a lot of ways to do that. Go inside and have someone else flip the switches. Or you could tear apart the walls and see where the wiring goes :D

Nash 12-28-2005 08:23 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Keep one off, flip one on for a few mins then shut it off, and flip the last one on. Go see which of the two that are off are hot, which one is not, and which one is on.

AJ 12-29-2005 09:05 AM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
correct!

Next one:

A man stopped his car when he reached the hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupts. How?

Shotgun! 12-29-2005 02:54 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
It was a DSM?

niterydr 12-29-2005 03:07 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
He owned the hotel and it was burned down?

EclipseGST 12-29-2005 03:09 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
He crashed into the hotel without car insurance?

JET 12-29-2005 03:15 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
His ex-wife was there with a smile on her face!

ABV 12-29-2005 03:20 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
He was playing Monopoly.

EclipseGST 12-29-2005 03:27 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
^^^^Thats gotta be it!

niterydr 12-29-2005 04:27 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rickshaw4U2NV
He was playing Monopoly.

Good one!

AJ 12-29-2005 04:35 PM

Re: Lateral thinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rickshaw4U2NV
He was playing Monopoly.

yup


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