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mlomker 12-11-2010 10:18 AM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
Oh gawd, couldn't resist posting this.

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Originally Posted by DevilsGSR
So Hotdog, think we should do a partner swap one of these days, always wanted to know what was so special about murlo. In return, silverbullet will take your... errr.... silverbullet. sound good?

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Originally Posted by hotdog
It's a deal!

http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/sho...d.php?p=644803

mlomker 12-12-2010 02:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotdog (Post 645537)
If the transmission holds up, I think you'd be happy as Murlo in a Hotdog free zone. Which is to say you'd be happy with an MR, yes.

http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/sho...7&postcount=20

mlomker 12-14-2010 07:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotdog (Post 647638)
I will meet Murlo, come hell or high water.

The end times could come, but I would still manage to meet him.

Zombies could be roaming the Earth, and I would find him. Then shoot him in the head for fear of him turning.

I'm hoping hotdog will come up for the MAP Proving Grounds next year. ;)

mlomker 12-15-2010 03:41 PM

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Oldie but I lol'ed.

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Originally Posted by hotdog (Post 608822)
Man, if I had a chance at her, I would leave her so sexually unsatisfied after my 25 second 2-pump-chump performance.



She'd just be laying there, stunned, and I'd be out like a light.


Rmondoh 12-15-2010 03:52 PM

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^I take it he was referring to KidneyThief with that one? lol!

mlomker 12-15-2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmondoh (Post 368734)
^I take it he was referring to KidneyThief with that one? lol!

It was a model that fishstix was taking pictures of (maybe his girlfriend, I dunno). I didn't think she was attractive but I might not be qualified to make that assessment. heh.

http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/sho...d.php?p=608822

Rmondoh 12-15-2010 04:13 PM

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Ah ok. Well I do know that Hotdog has made some posts about KidneyThief at various times. That guy cracks me up, lol!

Kracka 12-15-2010 04:23 PM

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She's cute!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1152/...f6fe9c16_b.jpg

mlomker 12-15-2010 04:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kracka (Post 368742)
She's cute!

From a distance. The close-up of her face is what I didn't like...it's very square.

Rmondoh 12-15-2010 04:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mlomker (Post 368738)
It was a model that fishstix was taking pictures of (maybe his girlfriend, I dunno). I didn't think she was attractive but I might not be qualified to make that assessment. heh.

http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/sho...d.php?p=608822

Looking at the picture that Kracka posted...I'd have to agree that you're not the most qualified person to make that assessment. She's damn cute. :)

A//// Guy 12-15-2010 04:45 PM

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Definitely cute. Nice body too.

Kracka 12-15-2010 04:51 PM

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It's official, Lomker sucks at chicks!

mlomker 12-15-2010 04:52 PM

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I'm assuming she's Korean. There haven't been many Korean guys that I've liked, either. No matter...Asia is a big place.

A//// Guy 12-15-2010 04:56 PM

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She isnt straight asian, shes mixed for sure. Hard to tell with what azn flavor.

Murlo26 12-15-2010 05:06 PM

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My favorite type, asian mix :)

I think she is cute but I can see a bit of the squareness...I wouldn't complain though by any means.

Kracka 12-15-2010 05:06 PM

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Asian + Texan

Murlo26 12-15-2010 05:08 PM

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mmmmm...yes...i approve.

mlomker 12-15-2010 05:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Murlo26 (Post 368751)
My favorite type, asian mix

We all agree on that point. :D

Murlo26 12-15-2010 05:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mlomker (Post 368754)
We all agree on that point. :D

Well in a sense I suppose, haha.

A//// Guy 12-15-2010 05:10 PM

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Where are the newds?

cmspaz 12-15-2010 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Murlo26 (Post 368751)
My favorite type, asian mix

I thought ylime was your favorite? :D

Murlo26 12-15-2010 05:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 368757)
I thought ylime was your favorite? :D

She represents a small percentage of girls that are very appealing to car enthusiasts...but she didn't dig murlo I guess...it happens. Moved on.

Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.

You see, the asian mix is key because straight asians have a short shelf life, meaning they look old very quickly and they all look the same. The part USA in them keeps them hot for years :)

Kracka 12-15-2010 05:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Murlo26 (Post 368758)
Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.

I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do ;)

cmspaz 12-15-2010 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kracka (Post 368759)
I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do ;)

LOL!

Murlo26 12-15-2010 05:20 PM

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A guy can dream right ? All asians are good at video games though I thought, guy or girl...maybe I am wrong.

The video game thing is a bonus...Asian mix into cars is the base.

Hotdog 12-15-2010 05:41 PM

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First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.

Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet.

Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again.

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms.

360 condoms.

Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons.

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

cmspaz 12-15-2010 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotdog (Post 368764)
Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

This settles it, we need to have a meet at JJ Clubhouse one more time before Proving Grounds and Murlo needs to show, I'll be buying him a rough rider for the cause. :D

mlomker 12-15-2010 06:05 PM

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Bisexuals scare me.

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/a...exual_flag.jpg

Murlo26 12-15-2010 06:05 PM

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I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.

cmspaz 12-15-2010 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Murlo26 (Post 368767)
I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.

Would you really be that much of a Sally that you'd skip Proving Grounds just to not meet him?

mlomker 12-15-2010 06:57 PM

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If he's like every other guy that I've met, he's an order of magnitude tamer IRL.

He also threatened to give Nate@MAP a hug. I need to keep a camera rolling all weekend. lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotdog (Post 648220)
I talked to MAP. Turbo is done. Manifold and pistons are getting coated Friday.

Ordered a drop in filter for my father's WRX. Felt very odd ordering only 40 bucks worth of stuff.

Also, I mentioned to Nate, my salesguy, that I was coming in June. I told him I was going to hug him.

There was a long silence.


Hotdog 12-15-2010 07:04 PM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
It's 95% an act.

That 5% though, holy shit. Holy. Shit.

If you're like every other male on the planet, you're probably 6 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier. It'd be like a Chihuahua fucking a doberman.

Kracka 12-15-2010 08:23 PM

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Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

mlomker 12-15-2010 08:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kracka (Post 368788)
Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

Recruit some more Texans! I told the Ohio guys that I'm planning to go to the Buschur weekend in 2011.

Kracka 12-15-2010 08:58 PM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mlomker (Post 368791)
Recruit some more Texans!

I'll try! I already have two "for sure"s for the spring cruise.

Matt D. 12-15-2010 09:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kracka (Post 368788)
Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.

I think Spaz bought them out of Rough Riders.

Shotgun! 12-15-2010 09:59 PM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotdog (Post 368764)
As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

^^^This

Murlo26 12-15-2010 10:06 PM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 368769)
Would you really be that much of a Sally that you'd skip Proving Grounds just to not meet him?

I don't remember ever saying I was going to the proving grounds...honestly with my luck my motor will probably have given out by then again.

But we will see, i have no firm plans. However hotdog would not enter my mind as to if I was going or not.

Hotdog 12-16-2010 04:36 AM

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Quote:

But we will see, i have no firm plans. However hotdog would not enter my mind as to if I was going or not.
That hurt.

That. Hurt.

I'm driving 13 straight hours, not to see some vendor's show, not to hug Nate, not even to re-unite with Mikey, but to see you, Murlo.

Fuck the Evos, fucking the DSMs: I'm there for Murlo.

A//// Guy 12-16-2010 09:23 AM

Re: Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotdog (Post 368764)
As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

Actually they are out there. I currently have one and have had one other in the past.

"Into cars" can vary in terminology but if they have some interest at all in wanted to mod their own, id say thats pretty sweet.


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