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I'm going to school you with my 1401awhp dyno tuned go cart running stright Crisco. I guess if you don't care that you smell like methane gas this much then I don't either. Is your lady friend nick named the Manure Spreader?

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I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.

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I'll be seeing you in the Saloon bathroom tomorrow night. :sex2:

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Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.

It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.

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what dyno? where's the graph? Whats your address so we don't have to wait til the 31st to take your money?

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Ill race you chris. We shall race to down 20 beers and the guy that wakes up with the fattest, dirtiest chick wins. If you get a disease thats extra credit.

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That "blue" car was Kyle's, and assuming they both left at the same time, I think Kyle would be pulling, even on 26lbs.

He did 135 at 525whp, and we are close to 600whp on E85 (26PSI) that we run on "Closed Roads". Should be a ~140mph car on E85. More than enough to keep up with a basic supercharged viper.

And I don't think Kyle would *EVER* not race someone, unless his car wasn't working correctly.

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Can I be 4th on the list? I haven't even gotten close to 10's, so it should be easy for ya. It'll be a good excuse to get out and tune my car. PM me with how much $$$ I should bring with to give to you.

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Yeah, Kyle will race this 10.80 car for money too:)

On the road, frumroll or frumdig.

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hahaha this is great....:Flush: what alot of :kissass: after the 31th.

oh and...:postalot::pc:

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Jake still has the TT I believe, He couldnt split with it. But yes that is the Same Jake. Good Guy, fun to hang/race/goof around with.

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This Kyle you're talking about, is this Kyle Bergacker? I haven't seen him around in ages. Last time I saw him, he'd sold his 1g and was now drivin' around a 2g Talon, I think a FWD. I dunno, I haven't seen him in Plymouth for over 6 months now.

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I'm going to go with a big No.

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Jet I'm sure he would want to race your bike to... but you'll only have half the wheels so if you lose it won't be a big deal.

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Wrong Kyle, this is the one we speak of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIPC78192Ic

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I'll race you! I feel pretty confident about my 12ish second car against your "beast." I'm just that confident you won't show either. And I gathered that assumption about you from this thread and this thread alone.

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:smoking: Got $50 you wanna lose too? It'll be more fun than having your shit fucked up at a shop, I promise.

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DBMajik at 50 dollars a race your going to be out 200-300 dollars SUCKA
Or should I say your wife is... you fag.

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Don't hate the playa, hate the game.:usa1:

You not only own a 3rd gen you race it... that's enough of a kick to the balls right there. :banana:

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where did the video go? It was so gay it deleted itself?

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I own a 3rd gen but thats not what you'll be racing, I never said that... I just said I would race you with what you'll see Its N/A with 4cylinders with an exhaust and a k&n thats all... I'll have someone else that wants a bit of your money to, but you'll never pay.

Yeah i'd really critisize someone that wanted to go out and buy a reliable car with a warrenty for 23k when they were 17

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Reliable? Hahaha, it's still a Shitsubishi anyway you look at it.

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yeah 120,000 miles and nothing but general maintance oil changes spark plugs tires yeah I would never call that reliable.

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Add one more to the list for racing he wants to know whether to bring the slower of his 3 rides... he said you could call it.

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If all these races actually go down someones gotta let me know when and where they are I would love to see this kid get his ass handed to him a few times.

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:cheer: Mad talkin goin on here :lol: at this thread!

Lets see some racin!!

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I've got another guy with a 4cyl that wants to honestly race for titles, You'd be walking away with an 8k dollar toy if you win... and I don't see why you wouldn't. His name is ryan he used to be on here as MR RACED

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I'll look forward to it. Just race a few other guys first and I'll take you on right after you break your car :)

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694 right by DB is 3 lanes.:smile:

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Hey i miss Ryan. What the hell has he been up to?

Anyways, i would like to request we go out to ol dodd and have some good ol dsmstyle fun. I will be in town from July 31st through August 19th. so please try and make it around then.

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694 doesn't go by DB. 94 does, and you're a fuck'n idiot if you range on that section.

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Aj has never won a spelling bee in his life.

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Huh, I didn't get much response to being 4th on the list :( Do you want to race the bike or the talon?

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Race the talon and hope it breaks.

I think DBMajik is really Mike Hummer under a different Handle.

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On a lighter note it will be cool to see ya again tom. Don't think many people have ever said that before HA HA, ryan WILL be there. Ryan wants to go first also!!!

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We'll lock shit in when we're at Applebee's. Ummmm... no....:scared:

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Well then I guess I'll just have to hope your tranny shits on the line. Or maybe that your engine will shit out from you overboosting. Or maybe your totally bullshitting and my car is actually faster than you. In that case I say tooshay for a lotta convincing bullshit.

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Me first, me first, he called me out first! :lol:

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This is a DSM Battle. Neons are excluded....






























Because they are slow.

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Thanks man. Depending on when we do this my girlfriend is down to go. She will be in MN from the 9th-19th. Meeting the family for the first time.