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ABV 11-29-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by joem
What do you put in your toaster?

Bagels.

Or maybe bread was the answer you were looking for.

AJ 11-29-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by joem
What do you put in your toaster?

Yourself and then drive it. We are talking about an XB right?

joem 11-29-2005 04:21 PM

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Bread is right alot of people you ask will say toast.

joem 11-29-2005 04:26 PM

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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

ABV 11-29-2005 04:50 PM

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Corn

joem 11-29-2005 05:06 PM

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Chicken

95tsi 11-29-2005 05:35 PM

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did sombody just discover the game "Mindtrap"? All it is are questions like these.

BuildADSM 11-29-2005 05:54 PM

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a man lives on the 25th floor (ha)! on sunny days on his way to work he takes the elevator from the 25th floor to the 1st and then when he comes home he takes the elevator from the 1st floor to the 15th and takes the stairs the rest of the way, but on days when it is raining he takes it from the 25th floor to the 1st floor on is way to work and on his way home he takes the elevator from the 1st floor all the way to the 25th floor.
Why is this....

ABV 11-29-2005 05:59 PM

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Little person with an umbrella

blageo23 11-29-2005 06:15 PM

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Whats fun to drive and always in the garage?

BuildADSM 11-29-2005 06:16 PM

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ok i think the first story kinda gave it away

niterydr 11-29-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blageo23
Whats fun to drive and always in the garage?

A mitsubishi.

tpunx99GSX 11-29-2005 08:06 PM

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1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?

unreal808 11-29-2005 08:54 PM

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The enclosure is the womb, and the ten doors are the ten orifices of man, namely his eyes, his ears, his nostrils, his mouth, the apertures for discharge of excreta and urine, and the navel. When the child is still in its mother's womb, the navel is open, but all the other apertures are shut, but when the child issues from the womb the navel is closed and the other orifices are open.

EclipseGST 11-29-2005 10:05 PM

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While on lateral thinking... Here are some things to ponder:

You drive in a Parkway but park in a Driveway.

If a fly didnt have wings would it be called a walk?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

tpunx99GSX 11-30-2005 11:44 AM

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one and nothing is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

ABV 11-30-2005 12:11 PM

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one and nothing is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes and no, depending on your definition of sound.

If you look at it as the vibrations transmitted through the air caused by a tree falling, then yes.

If you look at it as the stimulation of the ear drum, then no, because there is no ear drum around to be stimulated. :rolleyes:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sound

AJ 11-30-2005 12:20 PM

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Damn, Mark beat me to it!

What color is the grass at night-- green or black?

LaunchHard 11-30-2005 12:37 PM

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Green

ABV 11-30-2005 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DSMStyle
Damn, Mark beat me to it!

What color is the grass at night-- green or black?

Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.


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