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gag reflex. I couldn't stop puking until I...

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put my pants back on and suddenly ended the revolution, at the same time...

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I farted and ran for the door to realize it wasn't a fart but I shit my pants....

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So i headed back towards the bathroom, but when I opened the door I found ANOTHER DSMStyle member waiting for me, named...

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TOM :p

And he had the Vaseline and latex gloves ready to go.

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Tom than said "This is NOT the Tom that owns the conquest, but the multi-sponsored race-car driver!"

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"who came up from the "hood" to show yu muta's how to throws down. I gots the "bling bling", the draggin' body kit, the park bench wing, and that multi-shade paint goings on."

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"bling bling homie wanna roll to the sto to get some doh from out the cash registoh?"...

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then robbed his own work due to the fact that he was braindead...

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Since he was brain dead, he decided to light up a doobie and head to the nearest...

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Duncan Doughnuts for his munchies fix. But was stopped by .........

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An evil grumpy ape with a red butt...

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that made Tom say, "Fuck the d-nuts, I's be gotten to gets me some of dat ass! Wait until the hoes sees me bounce up dis bitch and make it scream!"

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So Tom dropped his pants to his ankles and grabbed the grumpy ape by the hips, but the grumpy ape wasn't having any of that and threw Tom to the ground and...

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peeled his banana like it was ........

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Tom started crying in pain..........pppshhhhhhhh aghh agh agh agh.....