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Tauni 12-07-2005 06:13 PM
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You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.

iceminion 12-07-2005 06:16 PM
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Hahaha! Owned

TheBlizzard 12-07-2005 06:17 PM
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Did I mention I like girls that swallow?

1ViciousGSX 12-07-2005 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118
You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.
Now Now, you asked for something to help write your article, and we gave you plenty. But keep in mind we, including me, are only pushing your buttons because you asked us to. ;)

Outlaw1 12-07-2005 06:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118
You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.
If you think that was good just stick around, my encores are spectacular.

I didn't know we were associated now. I'm almost blushing.

Tauni, I'm falling in love with you. What do I do? ;)

Outlaw1 12-07-2005 06:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlizzard
Did I mention I like girls that swallow?
That's an affirmative, Ghost Rider.

Outlaw1 12-07-2005 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX
Now Now, you asked for something to help write your article, and we gave you plenty. But keep in mind we, including me, are only pushing your buttons because you asked us to. ;)
Speak for yourself. I'm doing it because it gives me immense amusement. But it's greeeeat she actually ASKED to have her cage rattled.

:thumbs up: Tauni.

TheBlizzard 12-07-2005 06:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty
If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
Fucking quote of the year. Classic.

Halon 12-07-2005 06:39 PM
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Uh oh, not a HEMI!!! Does anyone elses vehicle on this site have a hemispherical combustion chamber..? :)
Again, I had a badass girlfriend once who could wrench like no other. She was a Mechanic at Hopkins Dodge as well. So I don't judge by sex. I just judge by what comes out of the persons mouth.

And a joke for Craig...
What is the Bird of freedom? (Bald Eagle)
What is the Bird of love? (dove)
What is the Bird of true love? (swallow)

YEAH!!! MIKE JOOOONES!!

TheBlizzard 12-07-2005 06:43 PM
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Speaking of The Bird. See The Bird thread for details.

Did I mention girls are like frozen pizzas, they are easy and ok tasting. And are even better when your drunk.

A//// Guy 12-07-2005 10:17 PM
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Super4x4 made this thread awesome. Nice job :)

<---- Tauni- You must love my avatar ;)

Tauni 12-08-2005 02:47 PM
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Haha You're a guy... I don't expect much...

AJ 12-08-2005 02:54 PM
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So you gonna write a article or what?

AJ 12-08-2005 02:54 PM
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Oh, and go get me a beer.

Tauni 12-08-2005 02:59 PM
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We'll see.

Tauni 12-08-2005 02:59 PM
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Oh, and you aren't funny :p

ShiftyGears 12-08-2005 03:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty
Your vulgarity is not becoming of a young girl. Why would that make you mad? Anger management problems perhaps? If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
BTW, if you have any girlfriends that would like to try to kick my ass just bring it. I don't believe I've ever met any woman, or dike, that I couldn't KO. Hooka. *insert Eye of the Tiger music here*



You weren't even born in 1982 and she wasn't making 6,500HP. Why are you bringing up old shit, Smokey? Want me to list all the males who won Top Fuel and every other class in motorsport history? I believe you're a little outgunned when it comes to male victories. Just admit it. For a woman you sure do like pissing contests. Do you pee standing up?


Who has proven women have better reaction times? I must have missed that scientific study. Would you please send me that copy of Cosmo or Teen so I can read that article too? It must have not made it around to the rest of the world because women are still getting their asses handed to them on track day.


Who cares who sponsored her? Mopar wasn't spinning wrenches on that rail. Do you know how many parts were fabricated by Mopar? You can't know what goes into a Top Fuel engine if you're even mentioning "drove a Hemi". You are clueless. Once upon a time someone said, "Nothing wrong with a hoe that knows her shit... It's just the HOEs that irritate me." Stick around, I might introduce you to her.



Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

Thank you for reinforcing my original statements.

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

Jakey 12-08-2005 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

You're a fucking idiot. Check.

AJ 12-08-2005 03:32 PM
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Man, whole lot of panties in a bunch. This thread is worthless!

Tauni 12-08-2005 03:35 PM
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It's giving me a head ache.

ABV 12-08-2005 03:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DSMStyle
This thread is worthless!
Check

TheBlizzard 12-08-2005 05:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.
Has a poster of Richard Simmons in his room. Check.

Outlaw1 12-08-2005 06:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid.
I'm not sure why you're so interested in where my dick has been. WTF, are you, the keeper of the cock? I'll update you when I use it, since you're keeping score.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?
Statements like that and I'm the one that doesn't know anything about Top Fuel....? I believe you don't know who Keith Black was. Since when has T/F run production blocks/heads made by Mopar? In fact, when was the last time you saw anything with Mopar parts make more than 1,000RWHP and not leave the guts laying on the street? Give it up. The original Hemi's weren't that big of a deal.
Since you wanted to bring Chevrolet into this... The Chevrolet 348/409 "W" motors were called "semi-Hemi's" because of their combustion chambers. So yes, Chevrolet did make a hemi at one point...if you want to get technical.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.
His name is Kalitta. Show enough respect to spell his name correctly.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
Oh you have to be dumb.
When you're right, you're right. I am as dumb as they come. You yourself seem to be a wealth of knowledge. Keep it up.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ShiftyGears
Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.
You figure me out. Pure genius. Seriously, pure genius. It's such a pleasure to have a mental giant such as yourself share your vast wealth of knowledge. Thank you very much. I never thought anyone would ever see through me. That's one witty little sumbitch there...

Now Junior, put down the pom-poms and step away from the computer. Tauni doesn't need a cheerleader.


Sincerly,

The Virgin.

TheBlizzard 12-08-2005 06:21 PM
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Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.

1ViciousGSX 12-08-2005 06:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlizzard
Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.
OH let me guess,

A Keith Black Hemi powered 62 Chevy Biscayne making more than 1000RWHP that was once driven by Connie Kalitta :cool:

Outlaw1 12-08-2005 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlizzard
Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.
A rusted out '72 Duster with glasspacks, air shocks and some chrome 15x10 Cragars poking out of the fenders w/Holley stickers on the quarter windows? A mullet, cut-off bluejean shorts, wife beater and flip-flops round out the mental image. Don't forget the Freedom Rock blasting on the 8-track and the "Mopar or No Car" iron-on patch on the back of the Levi jacket. Rock on man!

TheBlizzard 12-08-2005 06:43 PM
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He drives a Neon. Go fucking Mopar!

Jana 12-08-2005 08:41 PM
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Check. :D













I couldn't resist.

GREASEMONKEY 12-09-2005 08:12 AM
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WOW... THIS IS FUNNY! :D

GREAT COMEDY!!!

Thanks Tauni...

Outlaw1 12-09-2005 08:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlizzard
He drives a Neon. Go fucking Mopar!
Damn.

Damn, Damn.

So many things to say about that.

From Hemi 'Cuda to Neon.

Max Wedge to Neon.

Super Bee to Neon.

Now I understand why people say "Mopar or no car".

Wave that Direct Connection flag proudly, Neon Boy.

Outlaw1 12-14-2005 02:56 PM
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There seems to be a cult of Neon owners among us. It appears Tauni may be the leader, or the groupie. I'm not sure which one yet.

Just thought I'd stir the pot again.

Tauni 12-14-2005 03:07 PM
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F*ck off.

CarPsyco84 12-14-2005 03:34 PM
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I somehow think that theres enough fuel in this thread for more than just a write up...

Outlaw1 12-14-2005 05:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118
F*ck off.
So where's the article? After this kind of motivation your fingers should be smoking. Unless of course, what we say is true.

CarPsyco84 12-14-2005 10:55 PM
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Im sure shes smoking, but I don't think its her fingers... hehe

TurboDomestics 12-15-2005 12:47 AM
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Greatest thread of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!


I cant wait to see this article!!

EclipseGST 12-15-2005 11:14 AM
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ROFL!!!

Super4x4Duty made this thread kickass! He pissed off one sensitive little female and owned Shiftygears while doing so!

I really needed a good laugh too!

Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboDomestics
I cant wait to see this article!!
Its not going to be an artical anymore... More like a Novel about how women are better than men!!! :rolleyes:

Halon 12-15-2005 05:34 PM
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This thread would maybe be cool if it has some porn. But it doesn't, and I think it's gone on too long, it's getting lame.

Steeltwo 12-15-2005 05:53 PM
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to be honest, i've been reading/posting on inet forums since I was in high school. So in the past 7 years, I have never once, seen someone totally obliterate ANY type of resistance like superduty 4x4 did in a mere 4 page thread.


i've seen people decimated in 10-15 page threads, but NEVER 4.


my hats off to you my good man.

Outlaw1 12-16-2005 08:44 AM
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Thanks guys. I can't take all the credit for this though. The real credit goes to every female I've ever been involved with. Their complete lack of logical thinking has led to my current outlook on women. The road was tough. There were many. I would thank you individually, but you know who you are. So to all of you, THANKS!


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