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Bagels.

Or maybe bread was the answer you were looking for.

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Yourself and then drive it. We are talking about an XB right?

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Bread is right alot of people you ask will say toast.

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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

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Corn

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Chicken

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did sombody just discover the game "Mindtrap"? All it is are questions like these.

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a man lives on the 25th floor (ha)! on sunny days on his way to work he takes the elevator from the 25th floor to the 1st and then when he comes home he takes the elevator from the 1st floor to the 15th and takes the stairs the rest of the way, but on days when it is raining he takes it from the 25th floor to the 1st floor on is way to work and on his way home he takes the elevator from the 1st floor all the way to the 25th floor.
Why is this....

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Little person with an umbrella

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Whats fun to drive and always in the garage?

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ok i think the first story kinda gave it away

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A mitsubishi.

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1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?

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The enclosure is the womb, and the ten doors are the ten orifices of man, namely his eyes, his ears, his nostrils, his mouth, the apertures for discharge of excreta and urine, and the navel. When the child is still in its mother's womb, the navel is open, but all the other apertures are shut, but when the child issues from the womb the navel is closed and the other orifices are open.

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While on lateral thinking... Here are some things to ponder:

You drive in a Parkway but park in a Driveway.

If a fly didnt have wings would it be called a walk?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one and nothing is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Yes and no, depending on your definition of sound.

If you look at it as the vibrations transmitted through the air caused by a tree falling, then yes.

If you look at it as the stimulation of the ear drum, then no, because there is no ear drum around to be stimulated. :rolleyes:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sound

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Damn, Mark beat me to it!

What color is the grass at night-- green or black?

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Green

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Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.

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but what if the moon is out? then it's really dark green. HA!!

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object

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they cancel out and the universe reboots

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soooo many sick jokes could go towards this one... ill let this one go.

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ok i just couldnt,
In other words it would be like saying, "What happens when my penis comes in contact with AJs virgin asshole?"

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LMAO.
Again, tom is right, this one could get twisted very easily.

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Three switches outside a windowless room are connected to three lightbulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to which bulb if you are only allowed to enter the room once?

<no cheating, think about it>

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ya, leave the door open duh!!

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lol, not even close.

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There are a lot of ways to do that. Go inside and have someone else flip the switches. Or you could tear apart the walls and see where the wiring goes :D

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Keep one off, flip one on for a few mins then shut it off, and flip the last one on. Go see which of the two that are off are hot, which one is not, and which one is on.

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correct!

Next one:

A man stopped his car when he reached the hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupts. How?

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It was a DSM?

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He owned the hotel and it was burned down?

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He crashed into the hotel without car insurance?

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His ex-wife was there with a smile on her face!

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He was playing Monopoly.

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^^^^Thats gotta be it!

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Good one!

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yup