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^^ if i had a dollar for every honda guy who said "i'm going to make over 600hp, seriously guys. hey, why are you all laughing at me? ow! quit punching me in the face and groin!"

...i would have a lot of dollars

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Hell it's that way through DSM'ers also, but obviously not near as bad. As a whole, I do not believe a drag strip time or HP estimate until physically proven. I don't care if someone has a 2.4 with a SCM6152E turbo, may as well have a bone stock powertrain until one can show some numbers because estimates are worthless in my eyes.

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I challenge shane. At the track though.

~John

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me too

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If you want to race me you will have to come to the track. I do my best to keep it off the street but, well shit happens. I wonder how many people my $50 14B will get to own before it dies.

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FINALLY after reading 2 pages of trash talking a race that would actually be worth watching!!!!

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I'm gonna challenge AJ.... the prizm against the 1.8nt :D

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Sorry, I meant the racings series that goes along with Nopi. Not much for straight line racing myself. I like the turns!! Especially on gravel and snow!!!

And the other guys that are running 6's are street legal????

And Craig, the only reason I brought that up is that everyone that owns a DSM absolutely hates a Honda that makes power. I would rather race my Talon. But my daily driver will be a modified Honda. At least I know it's going to run tomorrow... :D And the parts are cheaper!!!!!

I would like to see some of the straight-liners out there try some rallycrosses this year. Oh wait, they wouldn't want to get their cars dirty!!!!

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I have rallycrossed at Donavan before and road raced at Brainerd, so you guys can't accuse me off only going in a straightline.

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I know Matt likes turning :) I was just hoping he can get it running this year. Hopefully mine will too. I will race ya for shits. Like to see what a bit of juice and a 16g can do.

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I was planning on doing a winter beater race thread on here a while ago. I would have liked to race craig and jet to see what the cars can/cannot do.

Jet: I am sure someone on here has time to look up the old thread with your claims. I however do not. I do not know about you but I race for fun. It is not a business.

I got an idea. I will race you. You will beat me and I will keep saying one more until your motor goes. Then I will have beaten you! (j/k)

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It's not set up for much of anything right now. :D

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I quote JET and his big mouth on the attack forums:

"My current car is 2700 lbs, AWD and has 600+ whp (haven't hit the dyno with the new setup, should be ~650 whp). "

Here is the link for any non believers:

http://www.attackforums.com/showthread.php?t=1685

Wacha got ta say now? (woooooooopsssssshhhhhhhh [cracks the whip])

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Winter beater race? There a few winter beaters in our driveway that would beat any car you have or have ever had. And thats a fact.

CRAIG

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Hey, hey, hey. Aside from my pass fender (paint fade), my car is in great shape. I will post some pics in a new thread possibly. Black 92, black tinted windows, perfect tan leather, and NO RUST at all. Isn't yours rusting by the wheel well or door? Mine has not been in 1 accident. Has some New York Knicks but that is about it. I have never had to cut parts off my car to remove them either (suspension). I challenge you to a WAX OFF! I do not see my car as a show car (or any other 1g). Remember, 1gb>1ga. They changed things for a reason :)

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Nash's "beater." I was thinking my laser vs your laser, and mine vs jet's. Mine is gone and broken now though... I think mike is getting it.

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I was thinking my Hyundai Accent against whatever you want. Having some power doesn't mean you are going to win, you still have to drive. I would bet my life that you put me behind the wheel of any car and I will run a better time than you ever could in that same car. So sprinkle that over your fucking cornflakes faggot.

CRAIG

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Uhhh... you are the gay one... I am sure your are gods gift to the car. The only person man enough to handle it. Jet is better than you. Didn't he run a 13.6 in the winter beater and you ran a 14.0?

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I will go up and pat him on the back. But yeah that is true with that car, I pulled a 2.287 60' spinning the fuck out the tires at The Rock, and he pulled a 1.8 something earlier in the day on his 13.6. I only ran it once so there was no getting used to it, give me a decent 60' and it would have been a 13.5 or something.

But we are not talking about Jet and I, we are talking about you Hort fags.

CRAIG

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Does your penis feel bigger now (about 2 inches long)????

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I knew you guys were gay. ha ha ha.

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Hail King Craig! He is not only the best driver on the site, he is the smartest. I am not the one who is living in a house with three guys. Friends with benefits???
(I have to sign off)

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Ok now that I won that battle you can go back to fighting with JET. He is out with his girlfriend, and I am going to have sex with my girlfriend and her sister. I am going to show them both what my 2 inch pecker can do. I bet they can't wait, 1 inch for each of them, they are some lucky girls im telling ya.

CRAIG

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I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.

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That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.

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*cough* clean it up a bit, remember no personal attacks. *cough*

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Ummm... It says I haven't hit the dyno. Do you have difficulty understanding english? I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.

As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!

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It is more then 71 miles to the track so it probably won't make it.

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Yea Ill only race at a track. That way its fair, timed, and watched my many too see who gets owned.

It would be whoever gets the best time right? Or is is whoever gets to the end first? Id say fastest time unless your doing eliminations.

Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k :)

Were talking under the hood looks too not just outside ;) My red ricer tubing OWNZ you! (will be black soon haha).

All this race talk is getting boring. Lets get back to personal attacks haha jk. Were all playing around here...

I cant wait till spring!!!

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Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.

CRAIG

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Don't forgot who said that no personal attacks will be allowed in this thread.

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I'd like to change that.

I'm against all rice of all forms. And i own a fucking dsm myself. So don't hate on the honda guy(me) cuz i'm not the little rice boy that i'm sure you all think i am. Cher would say otherwise, but fuck him he drives a Lexus hehe.

And i'm done bench racing. I'll just post up a dyno sheet next month. :D Then i'll start challenging people.

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We will see if you can take my full weight 2g also. And I mean full weight, nothing removed unless absolutly necessary.

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Yeah, your modded 500hp beater that has many mods transfered to................................................ .........................

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We might have to see about that a little later.

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You are actually going to fix rust on a 1g? You plan on keeping it forever? Seems like a waste of time IMO

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What's your fuckin point? It's still my $360 beater that I have stuck less then 8k in to to get it to where it's at, and I'll still take you and your "full weight" 2G anyday.

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So wait. You has stuck less than $8,000 into it and it is still your $360 car huh. I will make you a hell of a deal then. I will buy it for $2160. That would be a great return on your $360 investment (6X). Deal???

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Unlike you Hort guys I already said I am meticulous with my cars. I do all the work myself so I will only need someone to spray some blue either on the whole fender or mend it in if I dont do alot of work on it.

Ive already reundercoated my car a year after I bought it, you guys dont appreciate that kind of stuff, that is why my car will be/is nicer ;) Oh and your opinion doesnt count :) Maybe I will have it forever, but thats not the point. Theres a difference here... your name fits your cars and I do the opposite. To me its embarassing to drive a car full of rust or looking like a POS.

I like my car to look good just as much as I like to mod for speed.

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Nash, out of curiosity, what was your best time at the track last year? I know you were making 100 more whp than the year before when you ran the 11.2.