Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

So it's settled then, I get her, you get her sister, and AJ gets her dog and if he's lucky, her cat (for Chester of course). :eek:

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Deal. Craig can have Nick. Oh whoops!! :)

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Don't "whoops" it. Nicks worth a shit load of cash, I think Craig might be interested. LOL

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Ashlee is not attractive, at all. But, her sis on the other hand is uber-hot.

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One word, maybe two... butt chin haha.

Yea her sister is hot but her chin scares me.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

http://lipsync.us/ashlee_stomp2.gif

I sure wish they had run some tape for that performance, that girls suck ass bad. Real talent gets pushed aside so nobodies like this can get shoved down our throats.

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I heard on KDWB one day and they were making fun of her, because she sounded like she had a orgasm on stage. And I thought that after that one SNL show, she'd practice and come back with a better voice. But...What the Heck did she do during that performance...lol. Now we have two clips of her screwing up and dancing goofy as heck. I wonder if she'll ever do a performance again.
How many people think that Ashlee's new song sucks really bad?
I too think Britany can sing better than Ashlee. Only if she (Spears) didnt get marrired to those two nobodies and didnt become so slutty, I would've said she's hotter.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

I found this pretty funny, online petition to make Ashlee stop!

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

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Oh, now that's really bad. :D

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Over 77,000 sigs already.

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over 78,000 now :-)

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79187

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79916

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Now that's some funny shit right there. Hughes you must spend your day looking at petitions online.

80025

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I got it from the S2000 board actually :)

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81758

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That petition goes up about 2 votes a second if you sit there and hit f5 a couple times.

Edit:In the time it took me to login to post, and do a quick reply, it jumped up by 41 signatures.

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95833, wewt. She sucks.

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This thing needs to get 200k sigs and then be sent to MTV, VH1, and everywhere else. I bet the 93X show would get a fucking kick out of this. LOL

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I would listen to Ashley every day for the rest of my life, her voice is music to my ears, makes my heart skip a beat and sour. She is absolutely hot and the finest vocal talent of the century, you guys can all kiss my ass!

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

I suppose you play that shit while driving around in the queer pink S10. Hopefully you don't ever disgrace the new DSM with that stuff.

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I have to agree with DJ on that one...i definately rock the ashlee simpson cd inbetween Pantera and Bury your Dead moments while in the car.

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Not until its nice and smooth :)

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133117 Total Signatures
Holy crap, someone should print all of these out and send it to ashleys fan club and house. That is Funny as Hell.

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yes it can get worse actually...

viral marketing via the name...
mandyc19

i guess everyone hasnt heard enough about ashley simpson so someone that has ties with her and her marketing company have started spamming message forums with the name mandyc19 and this message...

"I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks. She said she wishes the critics will pick on someone else and i agree. Do you think MTV is gonna play the boo on her show? It's on after Newlyweds again right? I hope they let her tell her side!

Mandy"

obviously noone wants to watch her show so they are trying to get everyone to talk about her in hopes of having them watch her and her sister on tv. awesome!

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

I don't like to admit this, but I watched the show the other night and they are bringing the SNL shit into the tv show. I'm gonna watch to see how it's played this time.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

I actually watched the ashlee simpson show last night on MTV....yeah I know it's sad. They said that before the show started that saturday for the SNL performance, that she ended up getting a bad throat. So they ended up just running a tape for her to lip sync to. I don't know about that, I think she got scared and made up excuses so she didn't have to embarrass herself singing...guess it happened anyways. Anyone else watch the show, or am I the only one brave enough to admit it??

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I watched the entire first season, that's why I ended up liking her. During her first season is when the problems with her throat began and they showed her at the Doctor's office, and they showed the doctor sticking something down her throat so you could see the inflamation causing the problem. So I believe that's what could of happened, but they way she handled made it way worse. She should have just admitted right away instead of blaming everyone but herself.....

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All this sounds like "Circle the Wagons, deny everything" stuff to me. I mean they keep coming up with excusses as to why she can't sing, why she can't dance, why she can't dress well, etc, etc,.......... If it's a medical condition, I feel sorry for her about that because she can't control it. BUT, in the end she still can't sing because of it and should find something else to do.

http://lipsync.us/ashlee_stomp2.gif

I heard her sing the song from that football game and she sucks, can't sing. This is nothing but "marketing" at it's worst.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

Yeah, I saw clips of it and she was terrible.

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Hahaha, that's great. She sucks. She's always sucked, and nobody close to her had the guts to say shit. They should've. Now she's been exposed to the whole world, and her silly little heart is being broken. Oh well.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

I agree with everyone.

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Holy Crap!!!

237834 Total Signatures!

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

Coming up tonight on the new season of The Ashlee Simpson show, it's the SNL taping :D LOL I'm so watching it. :)

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I watched it in part of my addictive MTV watching stretch. It's hilarious.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

So those who hapen to have their TVs on right now, turn to FOX and you can see Ms. Puke herslf singing Pieces of Me!

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Jakey, you're hilarious. You dug up this thread to post that. It wasn't a bad performance, but maybe if she didn't dance so goofy/whacked out it wouldn't be so bad.

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

here's a link, hope it works on your comps of some vid clips and stuff.

http://www.lipsync.us/

enjoy

Re: Ashlee Simpson: Can it get any worse?
 

As soon as I saw her being introduced I immediately thought of this thread. :rolleyes:

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Wow, she's such a sincere individual. Hop onto launch.com and watch the music video for "Boyfriend." Before the video starts, there should be a quick segment of Ashlee asking for people to support the Katrina victims in quite possibly the most sincere tone and respectful demeanor I've seen in quite sometime (sarcasm).