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Next one;

What's wrong with this thread?

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It SUCKS.

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The man's horse was called Friday

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A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

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He was the one who poisoned it?

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They all drank poisoned punch, but he had been building up an immunity to iocaine for years.

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A man lives on the 24th floor of an apartment building. In the morning he takes the elevator from the 24th floor to the first floor. When he comes home at night he takes the elevator from the 1st floor to the 18th floor, and then walks up the stairs to the 24th floor. Why?

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Poision was in the still frozen ice cubes.

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MIGIT!!!!

Little guy can't reach the tall numbers! I OWN JEW!

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LOL, Actually I heard that one from you, so it doesn't count. :D

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Here's another one I heard a while ago.

How far can you run into a forest?

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And to think, I looked smart for a second there.

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Half way then you running out.

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Halfway then after that your running out.

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What can you put into a bucket to make it lighter? You can see it and touch it.

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I beat you.

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Bastard! By less than a minute...

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Holes? Bird shot?

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Holes is right

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What do you put in your toaster?