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Would you like to go for a ride?

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"You can't regret what you don't remember"

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

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can I give you a pearl neckless

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Do not ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway.

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"Its not about how big your's is, its about who you using it on"

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Iowa, where men are men and the sheep breathe easier since Allan moved to MN.

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Minnesota, where sisters and brothers stay related after divorce. ;)

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"Squeek, squeek, squeek!"

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Bad Santa---- "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"