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Call all of you idiot's and beat you down with honda cams, untill you...

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Scare them off with the blow off valve. I got super powers flowing thru my....

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testicles after hearing those two gettin it on in the bathroom stall, and...

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I realized that I spent over $300 at the blackjack table. Now that my wallet is empty...

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I'm screwed cuz I can't pay the towtruck, so I...

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Convince Enes to give me a tow for free, but when he gets there...

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he locks his damn keys in the truck. So we steal the drunken indian go-karts and go...

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Attempt to hijack the nearest limo, but the bouncers see us, then...

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to our fortune, some girl in the back is drunk enough to invite us in... she hands us a bottle of booze, and...

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We put an oily rag in it, set it ablaze, and toss it at the bouncers. The girl finds this exciting, and then promptly says...

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I'm a mechanic, I can help you fix your DSM. They'll just be a small fee and it's...

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guarenteed to run for another week. Just remember this:

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My work ain't cheap, i like to do it ...

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*HOOONK HOOONK!!!* I open my eyes, find myself driving my DSM, and see a semi-truck directly in front of me...

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So i swerve onto the shoulder, and promptly roll down the window to release the carbon monoxide that built up and put me to sleep in the first place...

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I look outside, trying to recognize my surroundings, and to my surprise, I'm only a couple blocks away from my girlfriend's house. I finally arrive there, where...

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I find her dressed in lingerie, under the sheet, and WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! She saw me, then said...

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She has purchased me a go-kart from a band of drunken Indians. So, I hop in...

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Once i get into the bed i realize that it is 2 gay old farts and they both carry the name Mike, so i.........

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took off my pants and decided to start another revolution, but I was intimidated by their...