Oh come on now, we all know you can't see, FOOL!!!
Better put them specticles on. :D

OVER THE HILL!!!! Happy birthday friend.

Tom, welcome, nice to see your up to speed. June 17th, as much as I like birthdays, I really only need one a year.

I see your avatar got hydraulics for your b day. sorry about the lateness i havent been on much at work lately.

Since everyone still thinks it's my birthday, I expect gifts in the form of cash (visa, mastercard and paypal also taken via phone). Thanks in advance, you all Rock! Oh and just so you know the gifts will be put to good use, I am going to purchase Tom a brain on ebay. I am sure I will find a more functional one there for cheap ;)

dumbass, thats not hydro's, this isn't cali.
His car is pulling a wheelie!