I bet even Raptor would have scored in that situation :slap:
Thank God that Mother Nature weeds out the weak gene pool because there's no chance you'll never reproduce. :lol:

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ouch

When can I come visit?

Why? Tom probably couldn't even score with you either.

Tom will not be scoring with me, but I'll demonstrate to him how to score with the ladies...might even demonstrate on his g/f if he has one at the time :bounce:

Ill post pictures after the 15th, i will try to take some, but the girl was definatly a 10.
Im glad i made all of your days, and hopefully the next time i get the chance is will turn out better.
Chris, you should come visit, we have the hottest asians ive ever seen and they wear the schoolgirl clothes at the clubs.
NEXT TIME, LESS DRINK MORE PINK!!!

The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.

man I just read that again damn man you need to slow down...

Agreed....works in Duluth too.

i'm sending a copy of this to your wife asap ;)

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She knows my history well. She was setting me up with her friends before we ever went out, so she got the stories first hand. They must have been good since we started going out shortly after her divorce. :whipped:

Been to the club called "On Broadway" yet? That place is fuckin great. It's in the gas lamp district. Bring some money tho. It's like a 20-25 dollar cover, and drinks are like 10bux each. But man there so many girls there and the place is the best club I've ever been too. Like straight outta a movie. Girls wearing hardly anything dancing up on these pillars, like 10 different rooms to go to. Take that chick there and show her a good time, spoil her with some nice drinks, i think she'll forgive you for that last night.

http://www.obec.tv/

If the club is near Los Angelos or in Orange county, we get VIP to it. We know the promoters and go go dancers that can get us in for free, get us some drinks and sometimes get us a VIP room. Last year for my roomates brothers birthday they shut down a club for a night to throw a party.
This years main activity is the 3rd annual Pimp N Hoes party that my roomates brother and two other guys have put on each year, and each year it keeps getting better and better, when i get home ill post the link to the site where the pics are at. this year they are closing down an entire club to throw this. its pretty sweet. i can wait to be pimpin it live at this event yo..... "YOU TALKING BACK TO ME, HO SHUT YO MOUTH!!!"

HAHA, nice, On Broadway is in Diego tho in the gas lamp district. Pretty awesome. My hot ass filipina friend was on the VIP list there too so we'd get in for free there. I'll never forget the day we went there and she puked on me in the club. That was the first and only time i've been puked on, and I was so glad it was her that was my first!!

Tom + "pimp" = :lol: