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LOL call his desk and leave a frantic voicemail about needing something done ASAP.

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"I needed this done YESTERDAY, Tom! And wheres my goddamn frappachino!?"

Actually he doesn't have a phone number listed yet, and he isn't signed into Office Communicator. He is probably chatting with his new boss, Syed, and his coworkers Ira and Abdul.

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Hmm, they sound like liberal names, he should fit in nicely.

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Hahaha good call

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For reals? My old boss Syed moved to United Health, and he's in IT. Is his last name Ali? That would be hilarious.

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Haha actually its Abbas.

I show one Syed Ali - based in India. Maybe he moved?

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Syed is probably as common as Chris or Andrew are here. hahaha

I wonder if those guys have a fake UHG name, like Bob for answering phones? Hallo thees is Bob, how can help you?

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We have brought back 99% of our call center agents back onto US soil.

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I am gonna change his badge to a giant gaping butt hole, so when he comes for a reprint it will be awesomeeee.

-Colin

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most of my day consisted of doing training modules on UHG policies. Yeah Syed Abbas is my manager. Syed Ali Hasan used to work for UHT and he is my landlord, but he moved to Bank of America.
Tomorrow i should finish all of the training modules and get set up with office communicator.
What office are you in Polish?
On my way to work i was thinking to myself "I wonder how fast the HIDs would drain the battery in my car?" And without thinking this morning forgot to turn them off so by lunch time my battery was completly drained and had to have jessica meet me after work so i could jump the car. LOL

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LOL owned. Whats the story with your landlord also being Andrew's exboss? Strange haha!

I'm in the corporate building. So is Cudvig.

And also.... Welcome to UHG. :)

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I thought you worked at a tire shop?

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That's his second job.

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* Names have been changed *

Pete [10:19 AM]:
Hi Thomas. My name is Pete and I am with UHC Operations. I understand you are new to the company. How are you today?

Tom [10:19 AM]:
I am great. how are you

Pete [10:19 AM]:
Good, thanks for asking. I have a question for you if you have a minute.

Tom [10:20 AM]:
Absolutly

Pete [10:21 AM]:
How long has it been since your last payban?

Tom [10:21 AM]:
LMFAO

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Hahahahahaha! epic

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LOL that is awesome!

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Absolutly.

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:rollinglaugh:

Brilliant!

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Well Pete's asshole teasing made me decide to leave united. LOL jk
But really, today i decided that the job at united was not the best place for me. So i have decided to accept the position as Microsoft Admin for Dain Raucher in Minneapolis. :) So i will be starting this position on monday! So instead of starting a new thread. Ill just update this one. LOL
My manager at united wasnt too happy at all. But like i said, i tried it, and didnt like where it was going. But the opportunity at Dain Raucher is exactly where i want to be.

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Is that the contract job? Is it contract to hire?

What was so bad about the united one?