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Yeah in fact that's known as a huge speed trap, I've seen them line up on the onramp off of Shady Oak with a guy on the bridge radaring people. Not a good spot to speed at all.

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The fine amount isn't always the shits, it's the insurance thereafter. I've been clean the last couple years on my record but I believe that last one was there for 5 years. Sucked, come insurance premium due time.

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Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I'm using that next time!

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6 words: "Officer, I have a fucking gun."
works every time

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I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

I laughed out loud on that one. It'd be funnier if you looked all sad and were in a pos car.