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wtf is swifty gay?? i dont hate on them flamers but damn....

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^swifty is the butt of more than a few jokes around here, he brings it upon himself :D

http://flopculture.com/wp-content/up...shirt-Ever.jpg

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Not really a pic but this made me laugh...


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...389161361.html

To the guy doing my wife at my house - mw4mw

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Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT

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To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentally challenged.

7. Please stop turning the heat up, you pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8. When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too) has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Sunset State Beach Camping on the 26th of September for two days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks.

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Dang this is sad YET SUPER FUNNY!

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I just left the dude $10 for the beer on a fridge magnet and wiped off on his favorite football jersey. :Banane56:

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Haha! yes! I love CL adds.

And ahh.. Auto-X motovationals. not so funny.

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Elmo

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lmfao!!!!!

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Mike (1ViciousGSX) has a new job. Gosh when you said you work for yourself i didnt think you meant this. HA HA HA :lol: :ROFL:

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Funny pic ^^^ :lol:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Zn5uDOE-S5Q/S2...s800/Tomwo.png

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^^ How many times are you gonna re-use that same template? haha

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Every time it fits!! :lol:

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Is that actually from something you did goodhart? Hahaha it's fricken hilarious.

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Lmao!!!!

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got it from MNSC

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Its from here:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

(and had me in fuking tears!)

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Ok, I'm gonna be honest... That template was funny the first time, but not so much anymore.

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Guess ya had to be there. :lol:

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the guns are funny as hell

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No, it's just that you don't know when to stop.

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By the way, Mike i have always wanted to know. What is your Avatar from? its kinda creepy

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I stole it from AJ a few years ago, it used to be his.

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You have a PM

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OOOOOOOH somebodies in TROUUUUUBBBBLLLLLLEEE. ha ha ha. Sandy vaginas all around. My Fiance had a sandy vagina once, but thats because we had sex on Laguna Beach. HA HA HA .

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I was laughing so hard I was tearing! That is funny!
Maybe I need one of those tissues...

:rollinglaugh::rollinglaugh:

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Did she say you felt "BIGGER"? :lol:

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Here is another one


Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

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Well, we thought we were in a secluded area, then all of the sudden like three people walked by. LOL it was at night and i didnt think they saw us. but we got a good laugh.
Little Giant is a good size. But at least he doesnt need viagra to get excited like you do! HA H AHA.

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lmao!

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I cant wait to have that expression on my face lol

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http://i.imgur.com/Q9xh0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k40TX.jpg

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Not sure if this is a re-post, but I thought of Tom. :lol:

http://i46.tinypic.com/fuwcg6.jpg
















http://lolzilla.info/images/tm4eqnfg1o6c7fa6yrv6.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1264327193.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1264063065.jpg

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Now that's a nice DSM.

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saw this at gvr4.org. seems like timing was just a couple degrees off...... .. . . .
http://img.galantvr4.org/105000/105586-0-0-0.jpg