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  1. mark4g63t
    08-09-2014
    mark4g63t
    Happy bday!
  2. mark4g63t
    06-26-2013
    mark4g63t
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset
    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out the hospital window
    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets a hospital security guard (containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost".

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