Black smoke

[ABV]

I have a truck, and I want to put exhaust stacks on it like a semi. But that would only make sense if it blows out black smoke like a diesel. And if it blows out black smoke like a diesel, how can I make the engine sound like a diesel too? I heard you can stick a mixture of sand and lemon juice in the oil to get the sound, but will that help make black smoke? Also, how do I open the door with exhaust stacks in the way? Can I get lambo doors? Will the exhaust still be hot when I get out? Can I make an ejection seat without a sunroof? What does my passenger do? Has your head exploded yet?

thx

[TheBlizzard]

I will tell you how to get black smoke, if you tell me how I can get my car to sound like a SRT-4? And then after that I want fucking flames to shoot out my tailpipe.

Thank you,

Blizzard

[gstjoker]

this is great! Just laughing my #*@ off!

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

I hear a mixture of salt and sugar in your gas can make it sound like a diesel

[EclipseGST]

ROFL! Thread of the day!!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that to deal with all the new idiotic threads around here!

[TheBlizzard]

i like just put this air to fuel gauge in my car........... wow what a difference! i raced this ford escort GT the other day from a roll (fwd....lol) and he wasted me.......!shucks....... but now sense i got this new part, man he was suprised.......! JDM FO LIFE YO!

[EclipseGST]

Damnit! My flamidation valve broke AGAIN! And I think my ECU has a virus, my cams arent camming right, and the rear end is getting a little loose. Anyone willing to help me change it this weekend? I'll hook them up with mad tight neons and such.

[GREASEMONKEY]

HAHA!!!

Sounds like this kid i know when he is drunk

[Shane@DBPerformance]

i like just put this air to fuel gauge in my car........... wow what a difference! i raced this ford escort GT the other day from a roll (fwd....lol) and he wasted me.......!shucks....... but now sense i got this new part, man he was suprised.......! JDM FO LIFE YO!

Are you on MNSC? I put my hyper sun tech 5000 grounding kit in and I could feel a big difference. Also, the AFC I installed with eveything set at 0 made the midrange torque insane, I might need to get a HANS device to keep from getting neck damage when I floor this 4 cylinder all-motor beast.

[x-pride]

Shoot I put a V-tec controller in my DSM and shit you can feel the Vtec when it kicks in. Not only that but the cams in my DSM rotary is mad tight. I could not imagine cams could make such a big difference in a rotary. My next challenge is to put a D series honda motor in my DSM. I heard that the sohc motors are ths shitz when it comes to cranking out power. But than my 1.8 NA is cranking out 600HP and I could whoop anyone on the street. Too bad 4g63t sucks.