Kracka
12-12-2005, 01:02 PM
I got this from Bryan Nelson on the Duluth-DSM board:
The difference between men with "guts" and men with "balls"
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
The difference between men with "guts" and men with "balls"
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."