Funniest Comedian EVER!!!

[Matt D.]

Hahahahaha shoes... Fuck shoes.

[Swifty1638]

I'm not gonna havea fuckin bowl 'o punch walk through my living room screaming "ooh yea"..I'll be like "listen Mr. Punch guy, you clean this mess up before my father get's home..he's never gonna believe me when I tell him a talking bowl of punch walked through the house.."

That karen..she's such a bag of douche.."

dane cook fan.

Also, pablo fransisco, carlos mencia, larry white (yea, those guys..not too bad for redneck jokes) brian regan, adn this mike guyl..I forget his last name..they are pretty funny too.

-A. Swift

[TheLBUGAWD]

I like dane way better, cause he say shit that happens to you daily and happens to you and it so true. Like the car when you get in an accident and you stand there and both of you look at it ... hhahahah so true. MFC Monkey Fucking a Coconut.
Mencia id doing the same thing chapple(cant spell) did but instead he make fun of mexicans.
I still think dane is the funniest fucker ever.
If i had a dad i would want it to be him.