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AJ
05-10-2005, 11:22 AM
http://www.phat5.com/features.asp?StoryID=404&SectionID=1


Pretty much work safe, well except for the whole David Hasselhoof in a Speedo pic.
AJ
05-10-2005, 11:26 AM
My favorite :

The Elephant
Walk around the office with your pockets out and your cock dangling from your open zipper. When confronted, make an elephant noise and then chase them around screaming, "STAMPEDE" and laughing hysterically.
AJ
05-10-2005, 11:38 AM
I had to stop after this one had me in tears.

9. The Candy Dish
Replace the candy bowl on your desk with one full of condoms and a sign that says, "Hot Bitches Only!"
JET
05-10-2005, 01:42 PM
That was pretty damn good! It has now circulated the office :D
xluciusx
05-10-2005, 02:26 PM
sweet that totally burned the last half hour of work ;)
AJ
05-10-2005, 08:41 PM
That was so fricken hilarious!! If I for some reason get a new job, I might try one of those.... ;)
AJ
05-10-2005, 08:42 PM
oop's, that was Jana....