Yep, Quite the Weekend

[Jakey]

So long story short (I'll tell more later), last night I was at this bar in Lexington, Kentucky. I'm fairly drunk and start dancing with this gal I knew was probably in her 30s. Lone behold, she starts telling me about how she is 35 and just got out of prison! I'm thinking to myself, WTF? So we keep dancing and talking and I eventually find out she was thrown in prison because of too many OWIs/DUIs. Before I know it, I'm starting to learn the definition of what a true bar whore is. This gal was basically groping and getting all over every guy(including me) she could find aged from 21-75 in the bar.

[unreal808]

So did you tap it or what?

[MATCHBX]

Did you show her your "O" face????

[A//// Guy]

Haha why were you in Kentucky?

[MATCHBX]

The sheep are prettier.....

Just joking with ya Jakey!!!! :D

[ACRucrazy]

Dude, if u didnt hit it, i dunno about you, thats like taking candy from a baby right there.

[AJ]

Or like taking an STD from a baby. Well it was kentucky!

[Swifty1638]

Yea..sorry bro. When chicks are that easy..it's just not fun. I bet she wasn't even attractive..u'd hafta bag her face er sumthin.

-A. Swift

[JET]

Just get a blow job in the parking lot, then leave. Not that I have ever done that before... :cool:

[Halon]

I wouldn't have taken her home, that's for sure. Someone that easy, it's like dippin your dick in the blue water of a portajohn. Never know wtf is in there.