Post whore it up.

[1slowdsm]

I'm a mechanic, I can help you fix your DSM. They'll just be a small fee and it's...

[Kougar]

guarenteed to run for another week. Just remember this:

[sleepy2lazy]

My work ain't cheap, i like to do it ...

[SuperSleeper]

*HOOONK HOOONK!!!* I open my eyes, find myself driving my DSM, and see a semi-truck directly in front of me...

[Kougar]

So i swerve onto the shoulder, and promptly roll down the window to release the carbon monoxide that built up and put me to sleep in the first place...

[SuperSleeper]

I look outside, trying to recognize my surroundings, and to my surprise, I'm only a couple blocks away from my girlfriend's house. I finally arrive there, where...

[Kougar]

I find her dressed in lingerie, under the sheet, and WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! She saw me, then said...

[JustROLLIN]

She has purchased me a go-kart from a band of drunken Indians. So, I hop in...

[slowHonduh]

Once i get into the bed i realize that it is 2 gay old farts and they both carry the name Mike, so i.........

[Halon]

took off my pants and decided to start another revolution, but I was intimidated by their...