Post whore it up.

[MustGoFaster]

Call all of you idiot's and beat you down with honda cams, untill you...

[sleepy2lazy]

Scare them off with the blow off valve. I got super powers flowing thru my....

[SuperSleeper]

testicles after hearing those two gettin it on in the bathroom stall, and...

[Kougar]

I realized that I spent over $300 at the blackjack table. Now that my wallet is empty...

[SuperSleeper]

I'm screwed cuz I can't pay the towtruck, so I...

[Kougar]

Convince Enes to give me a tow for free, but when he gets there...

[SuperSleeper]

he locks his damn keys in the truck. So we steal the drunken indian go-karts and go...

[Kougar]

Attempt to hijack the nearest limo, but the bouncers see us, then...

[SuperSleeper]

to our fortune, some girl in the back is drunk enough to invite us in... she hands us a bottle of booze, and...

[Kougar]

We put an oily rag in it, set it ablaze, and toss it at the bouncers. The girl finds this exciting, and then promptly says...