New form of weight reduction! Go faster!

[Raptor]

Excellent, completely by accident and without any intention of it, I have found a new form of weight reduction although I don't think I would recommend it to anyone ;) Went to the annual doctors appt yesterday and they ran a billion freaking test on me and one of the things they found out is I had been losing bone material. Interesting, not quite osteoperosis and probably reversible with this calcium crap they gave me. I seriously thought only Grandma's like Vicious had to worry about this stuff.. Now the dilemma is, do I take the stupid pills and fix it or let it go for a while and be minus a few pounds but be quicker to pick up parts in the Mighty Max?

[TheBlizzard]

You could start cutting holes in yourself and sew them back up too. That would save some weight as well. Look at what it did to the blue car, it looked like it was on airbags.

CRAIG

[awd-drifter]

go bald, be an organ donar, than give your left arm for a new engine or something! ;D

[1ViciousGSX]

Take off that droopy ass and I bet you could save at least 30 pounds. And don't complain about your tits being bigger than mine either, it's not my fault. :p

[Raptor]

Hahahaha, they are not. And my ass is not droopy, I don't have one ask any female ;) I am however curious how you handle this Mrs Vicious. I was almost considering amputating every other toe, I don't walk quite right anyway, probably save at least another 8 ounces. Anyone know what an average toe weighs?

[Raptor]

You could start cutting holes in yourself and sew them back up too. That would save some weight as well. Look at what it did to the blue car, it looked like it was on airbags.

CRAIG

Hey, that could help via additional blood loss as well! Not bad. I will think about that one.

[1ViciousGSX]

I say cut 'em off. And while you're at it, cut off you pecker and testicles. Lord knows they don't see any action. That alone could save you about 3-5 grams of weight. :p

[TheBlizzard]

I say cut 'em off. And while you're at it, cut off you pecker and testicles. Lord knows they don't see any action. That alone could save you about 3-5 grams of weight. :p
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was fucking funny.

CRAIG

[Raptor]

I say cut 'em off. And while you're at it, cut off you pecker and testicles. Lord knows they don't see any action. That alone could save you about 3-5 grams of weight. :p

I agree with the lack of action part however I am pretty attatched to them. I think I better keep them, at some point I might find some female to inflict them on ;) And I would have to say that 3-5 gram estimate was pretty conservative lol.

[1ViciousGSX]

I agree with the lack of action part however I am pretty attatched to them. I think I better keep them, at some point I might find some female to inflict them on ;) And I would have to say that 3-5 gram estimate was pretty conservative lol.OK, 6 grams :D